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Song Parodies -> "Bake Me a Cake"

Original Song Title:

"Hate Me"

Original Performer:

Blue October

Parody Song Title:

"Bake Me a Cake"

Parody Written by:

cdm331

The Lyrics

I've looked all through the house for food,
But all I've found is bread,
Don't know what attracts the cock roaches here,
Or while they're still not dead,
I try to eat them but they escape,
So I gnaw on a chicken bone,
The dog is looking mighty tasty,
But his mouth is full of foam,
There's a burning in my stomach,
A loud growling from within,
A slice of pizza is all I want from you,
Will you call and order in,
And will you order it with anchovies,
I kind of like the salty taste,
And will you also get some breadsticks,
I'm so tired of eating paste,

Bake me a cake,
Don't wait till tomorrow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food,
Bake me a cake,
Yeah I'm feeling kind of hollow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food,

I haven't eaten now for three whole hours,
I ate all the lunch that I left here with,
The one other thing that I brought to work,
Is the one thing someone stole again,
In a sick way I want to kill them and maybe take a little bite,
While I was busy working hard at my desk,
They were eating all my tripe,
I had sautéed it with some onions,
And I salted it to taste,
I must pay compliments to the chef,
Because it's oh so hard to make,
And I drove so fucking far away,
To pick up rosemary and thyme,
And imagining the taste in my mouth was really divine,

Bake me a cake,
Don't wait till tomorrow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food,
Bake me a cake,
Yeah I'm feeling kind of hollow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food,

And with a sick stomach I say by to you and wait,
For the pizza to show up,
And be sitting on my plate,
I see a little boy holding ice cream in his hand,
I could make that fucker cry,
And shove his face in the sand,
And just like that I'll take his cone away,
I'll make him cry for not sharing with me like he should have been,
And then that piss bird can buy another ice cream

Bake me a cake,
I look like Gweneth Paltrow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food,
Bake me a cake,
Yeah I feel kind of hollow,
Bake it so I can finally taste some real good food

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