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Song Parodies -> "One Loaf"

Original Song Title:

"One Love"

Original Performer:

Blue

Parody Song Title:

"One Loaf"

Parody Written by:

Chris Morton

The Lyrics

There are far too many bread-related lyrics in this song for it to remain unparodied!
"One Loaf" by Chris Morton 2006

It's kind of funny how bread can change, can flip 180 in a manner of ways.
When toast falls downwards onto the ground, it always lands butter-side down

A toasted teacake or two, or a crumpet will do
I'm hungry I think
I don't wanna kebab, I don't wan't Indian
So everybody sing

One Loaf of the Mothers Pride
One Loaf for the bread we fried
One Loaf, butter and a knife, this is the life
One Loaf on a dinner plate
One Loaf just for hunger's sake
One Loaf, oh I do believe
One Loaf is all you need.

Late at night out, still wide awake
I just don't fancy a slice of cake
I thought of sandwiches that I could make
Now I know the action that I must take

A toasted teacake or two, or a crumpet will do
I'm hungry I think
I don't wanna kebab, I don't want Indian
Bread's my only thing

One Loaf of the Mothers Pride
One Loaf for the bread we fried
One Loaf, butter and a knife, this is the life
One Loaf on a dinner plate
One Loaf just for hunger's sake
One Loaf, oh I do believe
One Loaf is all you need.

Baby just toast me, toast me some bread
Baby then rub the crumbs on my chest.
Oh rub me rub me rub me
Rub me rub me rub me.
Baby just toast me, toast me some bread
Baby then rub the crumbs on my chest.
Oh rub me rub me rub me
Rub me rub me rub me.

One Loaf of the Mothers Pride
One Loaf for the bread we fried
One Loaf, butter and a knife, this is the life
One Loaf on a dinner plate
One Loaf just for hunger's sake
One Loaf, oh I do believe
One Loaf is all you need.

One Loaf of the Mothers Pride
One Loaf for the bread we fried
One Loaf, butter and a knife, this is the life
One Loaf on a dinner plate
One Loaf just for hunger's sake
One Loaf, oh I do believe
One Loaf is all you need.
www.chrismorton.orgmail@chrismorton.org(c)Chris Morton, mysticegg 2006

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Jayne B - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody tickled me!! Very funny!!

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