I just came back from a nice meal at KFC
I ate some chickens, drank some Pepsi and some tea
Oh it really filled my gut
But then I felt something coming out off my butt
I better keep my mouth shut

Cuz if my friends know the truth
What am I supposed to do?
Because all I did
Was I ate some fries
If only farting was right
I'm prepared to let one fly
But if farting in front of friends' a crime
Then I'm guilty

I hate to do this
Cuz I know that it is bad
"Don't fart in front of
People" said my dad
But I can't hold anymore
Oh please forgive me
But a fart already fell
I know it doesn't smell too well

If my friends know the truth
What am I supposed to do?
Because all I did
Was I ate some fries
If only farting was right
I'm prepared to let one fly
But if farting in front of friends' a crime
Then I'm guilty

If you do smell my fart
Don't say the truth
It hurts my heart
I know that it stinks
But don't leave me this way
I'm guilty now all I have to say.

If my friends know the truth
What am I supposed to do?
Because all I did
Was I ate some fries
If only farting was right
I'm prepared to let one fly
But if farting in front of friends' a crime
Then I'm guilty
What am I supposed to do?
Because all I did
Was I ate some fries
Guilty
Then I'm guilty.
I'm prepared to let one fly
If only farting was right
Then I'll let out all the gas inside
But if farting in front of friends' a crime
I'm guilty