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Song Parodies -> "Hit 'Em Down There"

Original Song Title:

"Hit 'Em Up Style"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blu Cantrell

Parody Song Title:

"Hit 'Em Down There"

Parody Written by:

Hunter

The Lyrics

While he was dreaming
I was scheming' at the cleaners, just screamin'
Can't believe that I got my wife-beatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all

So I went
To a Tae-Kwan-Do lesson for free
And on the way I grabbed Sonny and Maria
And as I kicked their plains I thought everything away

(Oops)
There goes my violent little leg
(Oops)
There goes your manhood in less than a day
(Oops)
There goes the lovin' we would have had
Cauz you've been hurt now
(Oops)
There goes your pride as a big man
(Oops)
There goes your ego with a thrash of my hand
For all the slapping you did
This is what you get, stupid

Hey ladies
When your man wanna get all wild
Just go back and hit 'em down there
Put your legs to his groin
And send him his butt flying
Not for the last time
Oh
When you (Tae Kwan) Do, then everything flows
From the leg to the arms and the gloves
So you better let him know that
If he abused, you gotta hit 'em there

While he was whackin'
I was falling on the floor and in panic
All his belts and his bats are on the ground and
He used nothing else 'til there was just nothin' left of me

And I fought back
All this beating about a minute too late
It's a shame I had to lose this game
The love we never had has fade away, away

(Oops)
There goes my violent little leg
(Oops)
There goes your manhood in less than a day
(Oops)
There goes the lovin' we would have had
Cauz you've been hurt now
(Oops)
There goes your pride as a big man
(Oops)
There goes your ego with a thrash of my hand
For all the slapping you did
This is what you get, stupid

Hey ladies
When your man wanna get all wild
Just go back and hit 'em down there
Put your legs to his groin
And send him his butt flying
Not for the last time
Oh
When you (Tae Kwan) Do, then everything flows
From the leg to the arms and the gloves
So you better let him know that
If he abused, you gotta hit 'em there

Hey ladies
When your man wanna get all wild
Just go back and hit 'em down there
Put your legs to his groin
And send him his butt flying
Not for the last time
Oh
When you (Tae Kwan) Do, then everything flows
From the leg to the arms and the gloves
So you better let him know that
If he abused, you gotta hit 'em there

All of those limbs you hit
Left me out in your spit
What happened to the days when we used to hug each other
And all of the things I'll kick
Will make you get extremely sick
You know you can't live without me
But you're gonna have to take the pain yourself

Hey ladies
When your man wanna get all wild
Just go back and hit 'em down there
Put your legs to his groin
And send him his butt flying
Not for the last time
Oh
When you (Tae Kwan) Do, then everything flows
From the leg to the arms and the gloves
So you better let him know that
If he abused, you gotta hit 'em there

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