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Song Parodies -> "The Bad Scrapyard"

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Bad Scrapyard"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of fixing
But, there are several other very important differences
between human beings and cars that you should know about

I'd appreciate your verdict

Scrap metal scrap metal this is a heap of junk
Just like the engine makes a rattle and the gearbox Goes 'Clunk Clunk'
So pick up your mobile phone and give us a phone call
Yes Im Del-Boy Yes Im Rodney and we'll come and fix your fault
You've had enough of being ripped-off you want it fixed A.S.A.P
It needs an oil-change and a top-up with the dark red antifreeze
Goes quicker than a bus never makes a big fuss just like Esso-Esso 4-star fuel
To make it nought-to-60 quickly so I can just look so cool

Mend it now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now

Rust, the kind you rub-down with some gritty paper
Use the right cutting-tool for metal only Del uses the scraper
Bent the chassis? you're so clumbsy you're gonna need a brand new coil spring
But you've got the feeling that we're cheating of your money means "Scrap Metal Poor Dealing"
So if I break down on you forecourt, Rodney you've done such a big crap job
Please start it up the engine starter with an alternator belt
So show me your top workmanship I'll pay all the expensive bills
And then I'll drive it away now so I can cruise Downtown

Mend it now
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now

You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now

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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Very tough OS to target. . .someone seems to be doing some random voting all over the site lately. . .and not leaving a comment, well I will .. .Keep it coming.
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, the pacing and rhyming may not be perfect, but enormous kudos for tackling this behemoth of an OS. I'm gonna give you 555, Jase, purely for showing enough guts to do this.
Jason - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof and Below Ave Dave.
Smeg And The Heads - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You've got balls to go after that song, great effort.
Jason - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Smeg!
Peter Andersson - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM = Scrapyard Of The Month - From the Rap-Bard of the month!
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There hasn't been enough praise for this...a chorus variation would have tipped this over the top for me, but big points for you from me just for doing it.
Matthias - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
-Originality (B): What's with everybody and ripping off Wannabemustangjockey this month. Well... I guess that's unfair to say because any car parody I read I think of him, because he has like a Monopoly over them, like me and rednecks, but anyways... This was still a pretty clever idea. -Pacing: (B): I think the pacing was pretty spot on you did the whole song, and I followed it along really smoothly with no bumps or scratches. -Comedy: (C): I'm not a big fan of car repair parodies I guess, because this one didn't really stand out for me. I normally get bored watching things like "Pimp My Ride" and at Auto-Shows, so this was my person opinion, and I'm sure nobody else follows with this. -Overall: (C): One of your better parodies, the only problem I had with it was the repition in the choruses should have been switched up to allow you to write more about cars and stuff, but this was still one of your better writes.
Max Power - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Okay
Red Ant - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Indeed a hard OS to tackle and you did it well, Jason. Tightening up the rhyming the second verse and varying the chorus a bit would have made this truly top-notch. No idea who Del-boy and Rodney are, but dgaf either. 545
Guy - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM-NOV) Pretty scrappy And that's crappy with an "S" and crappy this is not. Well done.
Smeg And The Heads - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Comment above
stuart mcarthur - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I agree with the previous comments - 1. everyone seems to be channelling wannabemj, and 2. this is such a tough OS you deserve credit for tackling it as well as you did Jason - some of your pacing worked beautifully - I would have like to see some variation in the end repeated choruses, but overall a great job - 555
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent work on what must be a biatch of an OS (I've never done it, but it looks tricky). And I don't agree with the 'everybody's chanelling WBMJ' comments - since when does 2 people count as everybody?
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I am not channeling anyone just like I didn't before:) I still give you credit for taking on this song, and think this will one day be a point of reference as you continue improving on your parody writing ability.
Jason - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone for commenting on this and Happy New 2008 All!
Kristof Robertson - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above....well, everyone seems to think this is one of your best, Jase: and I totally agree with them!
Jason - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof and Happy New Year To You!
Mikey Squirrel - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Yea I have to agree this is one tough OS to do, but you pulled it off nicely. Well done, Jason.
Phil Alexander - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Is it only me who shudders at the thought of Del & Rodney as mechanics? I'd be worried that any car I took them would come back with three wheels...
Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Tough OS...an admirable job making it work. Good job, looking forward to more!
Jack Wilson - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, still 555

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