-> "The Bad Scrapyard"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Bad Scrapyard"
The Lyrics
Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of fixing
But, there are several other very important differences
between human beings and cars that you should know about
I'd appreciate your verdict
Scrap metal scrap metal this is a heap of junk
Just like the engine makes a rattle and the gearbox Goes 'Clunk Clunk'
So pick up your mobile phone and give us a phone call
Yes Im Del-Boy Yes Im Rodney and we'll come and fix your fault
You've had enough of being ripped-off you want it fixed A.S.A.P
It needs an oil-change and a top-up with the dark red antifreeze
Goes quicker than a bus never makes a big fuss just like Esso-Esso 4-star fuel
To make it nought-to-60 quickly so I can just look so cool
Mend it now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now
Rust, the kind you rub-down with some gritty paper
Use the right cutting-tool for metal only Del uses the scraper
Bent the chassis? you're so clumbsy you're gonna need a brand new coil spring
But you've got the feeling that we're cheating of your money means "Scrap Metal Poor Dealing"
So if I break down on you forecourt, Rodney you've done such a big crap job
Please start it up the engine starter with an alternator belt
So show me your top workmanship I'll pay all the expensive bills
And then I'll drive it away now so I can cruise Downtown
Mend it now
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it now!
You and me Del-Boy ain't nothing but 'chanics
So lets mend it like they do at your local high-street Fix-It
Mend it again now!
Turbocharger now
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