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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part XLII-The Bad Shot."

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blood Hound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part XLII-The Bad Shot."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games. Lara Croft has to shoot animals and monsters in self-defence, which is the theme of this parody.
("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of shooting.
But there are very important differences between defence
and cruel hunting that you should know about.")
(Whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")

Shoot, baby, shoot, baby this is an anger bout,
Shall we do the kind of stuff that only metal bands sing about?

So put your hands down your holsters and I'll bet you'll feel guns,
Yes, I'm angry, yes I'm irate,
And I'm putting two guns up,
I've had enough of toothy touch,
They're getting rough,
They're out of bounds,
I want them smothered, want them finished,
If those bad dogs don't lie down,
Run quicker than expected,
To reach the apex,
Like a spring bok you are inclined to make me run a moment early
Just to save my living time.

Chorus.
(Shoot it now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Shoot again now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Gettin' angry now)

Blood, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket,
Like in the lost catacombs of Egypt,
Only God knows what we're shooting,
Hieroglyphics?
Been to the Pacific,
I fought sharks down in the South Seas,
But I got this notion that the motion of the ocean,
Means "barracuda advisory,"
So if I capsize in the cave high tide,
Strong waves you made my kayak slip,
Please load me up,
I'm Ms. Croft with an automatic shot,
So give my weapons, I'll save you game time,
You'll enjoy this for a while,
Then we'll do it shotgun style,
Then see weirder than X-Files.

Chorus.
(Shoot it now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Shoot again now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Gettin' angry now)

Chorus.
(Shoot it now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Shoot again now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Gettin' angry now)

Chorus.
(Shoot it now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Shoot again now)
Those evil critters ain't nothin' but mammals,
The kind that they show on the Discovery Channel,
(Gettin' angry now)


By Ocean-Sirius.

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
At least you've explained what the parody is about, which is good. Room for improvement everywhere else though

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