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Song Parodies -> "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Shut up,shut up,lust is a Texas fight
Me and you do this kind of stuff,what is wrong that can be right
So lay a smack down for that,but I thought you just suck
Yes I'm Ebert yes I'm Roeper and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of three-way threats you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered and you're covered like my Prairie Dawn hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like that dumb Pepsi stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it no
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Do it again now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Gettin' horny now

But the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost city of Atlantis,Kevin James knews where we stuck it
It's pathetic,go to south Pacific,I wanna be down in seven seas
And I got a guidance control of your television,parental advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please tune in onto Mister Rogers,you're not giving me no lip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll love that Tim Allen
And then we'll do it doggy style you love Light Task Force Maskman

Do it now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Do it again now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Gettin' horny now

We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Do it again now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Do it now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Do it again now
We are the green bloodied houng dogs,
So let's do it like they did in front of Kermit the frog
Gettin' horny now

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Why You Little Dweeb.
Jessy Leppert - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm The Guy Behind Green Bloodied Hound Dogs. I Hate This Parody Too.
Robbie G. - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
that was an awful attempt of a parody...YOU SUCK
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Robbie, He Insulted Me.
Anonymous - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Well im sorry to read this parody Green Blooded Hound Dogs, but then again what do you expect from this stupid autistic-ridden Japanese imbecile?
OMG - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
While I don't like this parody, Anonyomus. . .that was just uncalle dfor . . .autistic? Wow. . .how rude.

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