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Song Parodies -> "Hanukkah"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Touch"

Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Hanukkah"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

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It's Kesliv, It's Kesliv, On the twenty-fifth day.
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Torah talks about.
So put your chamica on your head, and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Yes, I'm Moses. Yes, I'm Ishmael and you're in a synagogue.
You've had enough of wafer crust. Hanukkah's rough, when I am sick.
I want to dance, I want to sing, like in that old "Fiddler" flick
Come quicker than Talmud, yes, the body of the law. Celebrate Hanukkah, It'sa
hard to rhyme.
To open presents, light the candles, but I do it at the wrong time.

Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.

Food, the kind you eat on these darn Jewish days.
We're the lost children of Egypt, and we love to eat our latkes.
Celebration, want an explanation? Israel's not near the gosh-darn sea.
But we're by the Mediterranean Ocean, that's info from the Saducees.
So if you dance with your tights, thigh high, oh crud, you ate my sufganiyot.
Please turn it on, I want that music, like I hear at the Mitzvah.
So show me yours I'll show you mine, Jew's Time, watchin' our Adam Sandler.
Then we'll dance till' we drop, while the Syrians give me burrs.

Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.

You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 83

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Tone-Def - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
wouldn't it be better to say ¨yes 'm moses yes I'm Isaac?¨¨ fits the pacing better ¨ yes im siskel yes i'm ebert¨and isaac is considered a jewish patriarch and ishmael is not
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe he was refering to me! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Teckhardt - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
you don't know much about Judaism, do you? You can't wear a frickin' dreidel! And it doesn't say in the bible to celebrate chanakuh! It happened after the bible was writin! I want that music like I hear in the mitzvah? Wow, you're an idiot!
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Techkhardt, you can wear a dreidel -- as an earring. I'm not saying I recommend it, just that it's possible. And I was under the impression that the events of the origin of Hannukah (that's how I learned to spell it) were in the 2nd Century BC, which would, chronologically speaking, place it (correct me if I'm wrong) between the two Testaments. You do have one point: The Bible doesn't say to celebrate Hannukah. Or Christmas, for that matter. Or Easter. Or Purim -- though my friends and I do shake rattles, blow kazoos and set off air-horns when the name of Richard Nixon is mentioned! (I believe Passover is mentioned in the Bible as a holiday to celebrate, though I can't cite chapter and verse.)
Arnaki - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
it doesnt say it in the bible, or even in the mishna which was written afterwards, because the guy who recorded it, yehuda hanasi, was pissed off at the chashmonaim, cause he was next in line to be king, and they were levites who didn't have a right to take over the kingdom. Just wanted to clear that up.
Agrimorfee - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing is so important in what's basically a rap song here. Otherwise, pretty funny, even though I am not Jewish.

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