Well he bought his wife a frying pan
and it cost him a ninety-nine
In a stone made house in Bedrock
Close to the Stoney-line
Been watching this here for two longs years
I finally've broken in my chair
And I sentenced me to a life of ease
watching big Ol' Fred

Now Ol' Fred is the temperdest 'man
that I've ever seen.
Gots a nose that can smell, a ter-e-dactyl trail
He's a two-legged eatin' machine

You can consider yourself mighty lucky to get a scoop'a 'taters and some old hard bread.
Cause all these years that I've sat here,
ain't no food done got past Fred.

And then Willma sang come on and get it breakfast is done. Hurry up and eat so I can get the dishes done. Get your protein then get done. Cause I'mma have deeze done before Betty comes.

Well I paid off my mom and I sent out a letter to my ex up in Tennessee.
Awww she brought down, my son in brown. He was perrtty as he could be. Well she pinned him up to the heater just south of the TV.
Well the show'd take a its 5 minute break.
I just watch my son, Rubble, and wait.

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Now Ol' Fred got real use to havin, his dinner every night.
And Willma kept food away, for three or four days, and waited till the time got right.
She made her run with the evenin son,
and I smiled when I heard'em turn Fred out.
Cause he was headed North for Teridacti,
and Willma was headed South.

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