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Song Parodies -> "Bad Deal (The Deal Or No Deal Banker Messes Up)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Black Rose Garden

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Deal (The Deal Or No Deal Banker Messes Up)"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

What happens when the banker on DoND makes a bad deal? This song does.
He would not take the deal
6 figures' what I offered him
He's making me so mad
Finally took 300 grand,
I learned that was a bad deal
Suitcase held one cent!

Now I'm gonna cry
Hundred grand bye-bye
Broken pain I feel
His wallet I will steal

A bad deal, a bad deal
I'm suing Howie Mandel!
Oh, they do not care
They think I'm heartless!!!

I'll share with you this fright
Here on AmIRight
All the 5s it makes
Never make up for lost dough!

A bad deal, a bad deal
I'm suing NBC now!
Oh, I'm out of time
The song is over!!!
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't really like the OS, nor do I understand "Deal or No Deal", but I liked your parody. 5s for you.
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria! DoND is a little hard to understand, and so is metal.
AFW - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting and unique....but you guys gotta' be kidding about not understanding Deal, right?'s the simplest game show questions..just eliminations and deals..
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Poll Answer: A. I wonder how many game show contestants actually DO sue the network and hosts?
Andria - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
To AFW, I can't really understand deal-making to begin with, and when I try to make one, I always come out screwed in the end.
DJ Blaze - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Airfarcewon! Big fan of your work. And thanks, Fiddlegirl! Figured no one would know the OS.
Christie Marie M - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
DoND takes a lot of dignity, not to mention logical guesses in that game show! You got to watch the game show every time to actually understand it. I was even trying to convince my father to participate on that show, since he watches it all the time...I've been also thinking about your Sonic the Hedgehog parody (which made me crack up hysterically) where Sonic was in DoND and refuses to file Terms and Conditions. Anyways, choosing case 555 will get you 1 million dollars!!
DJ Blaze - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie! My Sonic parody was pretty funny. I remember playing DoND at the arcade once, ended up with one ticket. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! BTW, ever tried pronouncing AmIRight terms? Like pronouncing "DKTOS" as "Dook-TOSE"?

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