-> "Unclean Sh*t-hole"
Original Song Title:
"Concrete Jungle"
Parody Song Title:
"Unclean Sh*t-hole"
Parody Written by:
Erchibald
The Lyrics
The bleach in the sink
The plunger in the plug hole
The filth spewing out the sides
Survival of the fittest
In this disgusting kitchen
No one gets out alive
In this unclean sh*thole
It’s the room of the pans
That could not be cleaned
By 50 pairs of hands
Pasta
And gravy on the dirty plates
The fridge is a mess
The oven’s got crusty grates
Rollin’ six feet under grime
Rollin’ six feet under grime
Rollin’ six feet under
‘Cause this room is so messy!
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die
Another plate is clean
Another plate is dry
But 30 unclean others pile up by your side
Dishwashing blitzkrieg
Where the maggots roam free
Where the bowls of eggnog come to fry
This unclean sh*thole
It’s the room of the pans
That could not be cleaned
By 50 pairs of hands
Pasta
And gravy on the dirty plates
The fridge is a mess
The oven’s got crusty grates
Rollin’ six feet under grime
Rollin’ six feet under grime
Rollin’ six feet under
‘Cause this room is so messy!
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die of the stench
No one gets out
Get ready to die
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