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Song Parodies -> "McDonald's (Number Two)"

Original Song Title:

"Learn To Crawl"

Original Performer:

Black Lab

Parody Song Title:

"McDonald's (Number Two)"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

I will laugh, you can ask why
Well, Burger King makes me real sick.
Tell your pretty red head babe, to forget that I exist
Can you see yourself gettin' Biggie fries?
Should I leave you at the side of the road?
So why are we deabating, would ya talk to me
I've already told you when out on the streets
I'm ready to order, askin' you please

"Can I have a number five? (come on)
Make it supersized (come on)
And then just add to that two number three's.
Make all the drinks a Sprite" (come on)
I ask the drive thru guy
And I get my dinner from Mickey D's
Number Two...

I can taste it like the secert sauce
Like a party in my mouth
I feel like a supersize, want a triple thick shake now
You can see what's out there above them all
What the golden arches behold.
I can walk right up to you
I can order too..
I've already told you when out on the streets
I'm ready to order, ordering these

"Can I have a number five? (come on)
Make it supersized (come on)
And then just add to that two number three's.
Make all the drinks a Sprite" (come on)
I ask the drive thru guy
And I get my dinner from Mickey D's
Number Two...
How bout you?

nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh


"Can I have a number five? (come on)
Make it supersized (come on)
And then just add to that two number three's.
Make all the drinks a Sprite" (come on)
I ask the drive thru guy
And I get my dinner from Mickey D's
Number Two...

nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine (Number Two)
nana na Number Nine
nana na Number Nine (McDonald's)

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