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Song Parodies -> "Read It Like This"

Original Song Title:

"Do It Like This"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Read It Like This"

Parody Written by:

Calum Riley

The Lyrics

Hey, I bet you can't, bet you can't read it like this
Bet you can't, bet you can't read it like this
Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like this
Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like this, hey

A, B, C to the D

Coming to your house like I wanna have a pee

Viki, suck the hell down like a missile

I rap it clean just like some tinsel


I'm so official

That's why I'm mocking this, mocking this metal

I'm in the market, buying some Dettol

I'm in PJ's, learn the base of you tickle


The girls who are big, big moodies

Fridge straight chilling, cooling out my movies

15 and over ain't messing with boozies

My class always talking about, I ain't don't poopie


I am so stupid, I don't know what the truth be

You was up talking with AJ last week

You stuck-up, admit you stuck-up

Trying to tuck-up, ask for your class, Chuck


Grab a desk and get what?

Ask for some knock-out so I've gave 'em a hit

I said I don't want playful but she said wanna work busy

'Cause she Viki so I said I'll just jet


I did it and I did it

And I did it like this

Did it and I did it

And I did it like this


Did it and I did it

And I did it like this

Did it and I did it

And I did it like this


I said, bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't


Do-do-do it like me, so fresh, so clean

This mice's crazy, this mice's obscene

This pit's laced with pit so mean, mean, mean

It's not me


This mice's crapped out, means ya'll fiends

This pit's hot, digger, letting off steam

This is like a cartoon I've should seen

Bing, bing, bing like that Big Dean


This pit's money, digger, this pit's green

This pit's is terrifying Christmas Eve

This pit's gimme that q-q-queen

That means I'm so work-working


Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't, no, no, no, no


Mock that Hasbro, rock the chancer

I want my sisters, someone gimme ballet dancer

You got the answer for the dancer

Nobody know but I got music to drestroy ya


St-stocker, Lilo call me Milo

I stay on botta, love Nev on smile-o

Gracie, in da pit, I'm the mopper

Who are you, I'mma future rick-rocker

Mega bigger, you bigger, bigget

Look what you've done, you stepped on that digger?

Why say you can do it when you can't snigger?

Why a drink water if ya got a weak bladder?

Ha, ha, ha, ha


I'mma fight, not a lover

Fight down a mike turn her to a stick liker, ha, ha, ha, ha

I'm the big chief mocker

Ruinin' up your fun like knocker, knocker


Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't sing it like that

Bet you can't, bet you can't read it like that

No, try it, tr-tr-try it


Can't sing it like this


I'm the new tic tatic, red acrobatic

Rabbits about to invade galactic

Babies cry maxim off a my bass set

Rizzle Kicks comin' to the U.S, mash it


Laser, tag it, big footy ball shirt

Water, water, time for some ballpit

Check it out now, that fart's my sister

And right about later, you now don't call me mster


Shit but you can't rock it like me though

Tigger say I'm dope, but Pooh say I'm Neat-o

I rap reforms, I am coming with a needle

TV revolution like underground Pebbles


Yeah, you can't sing it like us, peeps

You need to shut the [Incomprehensible] up


I'm not on a mission, I'm not on a mission

Stop the darn wedding, let's blow it up like petrol glycerin

There's the new definition of school demolition

Closed the old compeition

Blast ya down with cool ammunition


I got a new DS, hey, listen

'Cause this big beat's a 'nana, like a gamin' submission

I got a intuition, tonight's gonna a bad, bad exhibition

Hope you do have no heart condition

Think you could sing it like this? You wishin'


You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this


You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

You can't sing it like this

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