-> "Lil John, Shut Up!"
Original Song Title:
"Where Is The Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lil John, Shut Up!"
Parody Written by:
Sparky McFlyFly
The Lyrics
Dude sounds like he's a damn llama
yellin like he's in a mexican soap opera
I think the whole world will agree they wanna
Find this one-liner wuss and inflict some trama
Over speakers he's embarrassing to have to listen
And I don't even think he knows who he's dissin
In the USA he's so overplayed
he's makin Panthers wish to be KKK
Just so they can shoot up his ugly face
And wipe the earth clean of this disgrace
Broken record yes, but a pimp you ain't
and what are those, teeth or an iron gate?
You'd have to be in an alterd state
To consider screaming the same thing great
So from coast to coast, and state to state
you need to realize we're all irate, please Lil john shut up,now
People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up
You don't have no game, you can't spell your name
you're face is strange and you sound the same
If you've been a pimp for so long
Why you gotta try so damn hard just to belong, you need to be bombed
You talk like a jack ass and pollute the brains of little ones
I hear my girl say Bia Bia one more time, you're done
I had to ask myself, why does that word sound so wrong
Checked the dictionary, and the word doesn't belong
but people started listenin, then they started givin in
now you fill the airwaves like a toxic neuro pollution
You call yourself a brother, you uneducated sucka
what's with the bottle cap specks, what are you, undercover?
If all you're ever gonna say is "I don't give a fuck"
then you'll never know talent so you may as well shut up
where's the plug, y'all.....(it's gotta be pulled)
Where's the roof y'all......(throw his ass to the curb)
People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up
I fear what you're gonna look like when you're older
Maybe by then your brain will be exposed to some fresh air
Or maybe just to keep your stupid ass moneymakin
You'll grab a thesarus and be the spokesman for bacon
Eventually, you're gonna be the shame of the media
Still be shoutin, but this time nobody wants to hear ya
An E! true hollywood story, your life becomes a diss
Sellin everything you own for a cup of untainted piss
Just so you can land a job at the Burger King
get put in back flippin burgers, not allowed to say a thing
Now don't mistake this as a bunch of animocity
You just don't realize how hilarious you are to me
In all of your rhymes, your words become a blunder
in all of your photos you look like a clown
The underground needs to put you back under
Please don't come to my damn town
People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up
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