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Song Parodies -> "Lil John, Shut Up!"

Original Song Title:

"Where Is The Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Lil John, Shut Up!"

Parody Written by:

Sparky McFlyFly

The Lyrics

Anyone else sick of this guy yet........aight, you can put your hands down.....seriously, put them down.....come on now, some of you haven't bathed yet....
Dude sounds like he's a damn llama
yellin like he's in a mexican soap opera
I think the whole world will agree they wanna
Find this one-liner wuss and inflict some trama
Over speakers he's embarrassing to have to listen
And I don't even think he knows who he's dissin
In the USA he's so overplayed
he's makin Panthers wish to be KKK
Just so they can shoot up his ugly face
And wipe the earth clean of this disgrace
Broken record yes, but a pimp you ain't
and what are those, teeth or an iron gate?
You'd have to be in an alterd state
To consider screaming the same thing great
So from coast to coast, and state to state
you need to realize we're all irate, please Lil john shut up,now

People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up

You don't have no game, you can't spell your name
you're face is strange and you sound the same
If you've been a pimp for so long
Why you gotta try so damn hard just to belong, you need to be bombed
You talk like a jack ass and pollute the brains of little ones
I hear my girl say Bia Bia one more time, you're done
I had to ask myself, why does that word sound so wrong
Checked the dictionary, and the word doesn't belong
but people started listenin, then they started givin in
now you fill the airwaves like a toxic neuro pollution
You call yourself a brother, you uneducated sucka
what's with the bottle cap specks, what are you, undercover?
If all you're ever gonna say is "I don't give a fuck"
then you'll never know talent so you may as well shut up
where's the plug, y'all.....(it's gotta be pulled)
Where's the roof y'all......(throw his ass to the curb)

People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up

I fear what you're gonna look like when you're older
Maybe by then your brain will be exposed to some fresh air
Or maybe just to keep your stupid ass moneymakin
You'll grab a thesarus and be the spokesman for bacon
Eventually, you're gonna be the shame of the media
Still be shoutin, but this time nobody wants to hear ya
An E! true hollywood story, your life becomes a diss
Sellin everything you own for a cup of untainted piss
Just so you can land a job at the Burger King
get put in back flippin burgers, not allowed to say a thing
Now don't mistake this as a bunch of animocity
You just don't realize how hilarious you are to me
In all of your rhymes, your words become a blunder
in all of your photos you look like a clown
The underground needs to put you back under
Please don't come to my damn town

People know that you be lyin
phony ass pimp just denyin
A full sentence out of reach
You learn a new word every week
Bothering the world around us
when you're screamin in our truck
your intelligence is questionable
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
Shut the hell up
so please just shut up
just shut up
shut up
so please just shut up, shut up, shut up

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Saider E. - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
The only words in Lil' Jon's vocabulary: yeah and okay
Dr. C - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! I agree, Lil' Jon needs to shut up, he's so annoying.
Eric Sarley - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the greatest parodies I've read on Am I Right. I counted the Usher song, Lil Jon says a total of 8 phrases/words. YEAH! OKAY! USHER! LUDA! HEY! BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND... Rehash. WHAT? Can't remember the other. So that's "talent"? No. Good parody all around.
Rob - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Lil Jon makes the beats morons
Brogon - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Lil Jon could've not been in the song yeah and it would've sounded the same to me
Captain Insano - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Anyone who Thinks little john sucs is an egtastic spaz ho with no appreiciation for black music. HE MAKES THE DAMN BEAT. STFU U DAMN CLAY AIKEN GROUPIE WANNABES
blue - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
am black and i think lil john has no other worlds in his vocab someone really needs to by him a dictionary. so i think lil john is very annoying an is ruinnin gthe chance for othe black or any other raise chance to shine that has more talent than that. and if he does make the beat to those songs he can keep doing that i just don't want to here "okay" on every freakin' radio station. thank you and good. p.s. i love your parody
Bruckner - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
What a coincidence! The next Black Eyed Peas single after this was called Shut Up! Do you believe me?
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Am I sick of Lil John? "Yeahhhh!" Will I ever be sick of Fergie? The Duchess of York, maybe. The Black Eyed Pea (at least until she goes solo), probably not.
Your Mom - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Lil Jon is so annoyinggg

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