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Song Parodies -> "My Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

Original Performer:

Black-Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Dominic Salazar

The Lyrics

I am not promoting drug paraphernalia. They are highly harmful and I do not endorse them. I am just parodying them.
My Drugs
Crack-Eyed Sleaze
Druggie Business
(“My Humps”- Black Eyed Peas)

What’ll I gonna do with all this junk
All this junk inside my trunk?
Go ahead now and get crunk
Got some liquor to get drunk

My drug
My drugs, my drugs, my drugs
Those energy jumps
Try some now

Police drive me crazy
They keep searching me daily
They always treat me nicely
Until they find the white weed

Pot stash from Tijawana
Bags of marijuana
We all like to share it
All their money comes to me riiiiight

When I get them higher
I keep getting buyers
Addicting desire
They say no but keep on dippin’

Like hallucinatin’?
You should keep on takin’
You’ll forget the date n’
Everything you’re hatin’
My love
My love my love my love
You love my zany drugs
My drugs, my drugs, my drugs
Type of pot: choose

I’ll get suspended

Spending all your money on weed
Can’t get it for free

I got suspended

Spending all your money on weed
Save some for me

Whatcha gonna do with all that stuff
All that stuff that’s in my truck?
This’ll do more than get you drunk
Please go on and smoke this junk

Do you want to buy this grass?
The grass I hid inside my jeans

I’m gonna give, give, give you some
Valium, Valium

Cause of these drugs
These drugs, these drugs, these drugs
These drugs, these drugs, these drugs
You’ll fall down on the rug
Buy them now

The police threw me in jail
I said let, let, let, let me go!
But they found the cocaine, and they found the money
This really isn’t funny
And they took all my druggie stuff
Gonna drive me loca
The ride will be kinda tough
Stuck in here all niiiiiiight

They beg me for ecstasy
Dude, that stuff is not free
They always want that 420;
Always getting’ high on weed
Tryna get these drugs, drugs
Get lost all you thugs, thugs
You can look, yes please do buy it
If you buy it, you’re gonna haveta smoke it
So what about health; you broke it
Just go smoke it
Even if you’re chokin’
So don’t pull on my hand boy
It’s in the van, boy
Just give crack a chance boy
And get my drugs

My drugs
My drugs, my drugs, my drugs
My drugs, my drugs, my drugs
My drugs, my drugs, my drugs
Hallucination jumps
Hallucination jumps
Hallucination jumps
And it’s worse than getting drunk
Addiction’s got you.

I’ll get arrested

Cops are trying to arrest me
Commit crime easily

Don’t get arrested

Spending all your money on E
Please save some for weed

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