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Song Parodies -> "My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

This was my second parodied version of My Humps, and my first Harley-themed spoof, which was intended to poke fun at those quasi-nomadic bikers, who do their yearly pilgrimage to Sturgis, along with their 300-plus pound motorcycles. There were several H-D spoofs at AmIRight, but this one's unique to the fact that I did something that was never been done before - a biker parody set to the tune of a popular hip-hop song (I once asked a few riders at a Net forum about hip-hop and said that "no guy who buys an S&S [referring to a third-party motorcycle parts maker] part has ever appreciated hip-hop music"). Written after a few rounds of Tylenol...
(the trombone intro will play for a few seconds)

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that junk,
All inside your saddlebags?

[Female Biker]
Im'a ride ride ride ride my hog,
Ride my hog 'till I'm jet-lagged

My hog my hog, my hog my hog my hog
My hog my hog my hog
My lovely Harley bike (check it out)

[Verse I - Female Biker]
I drive my buddies crazy
We're always riding dirty
Sometimes it rains in Sturgis
I lubricate my pulley
Knucleheads or Shovels
Panhead's way too older
Sportsters always shaking
All my lightbulbs got 'em breaking, why?

Man I'm always asking
My engine's always clanking
Willie G., we all know him
He makes bikes, but he's a rocker
So I keep on touring
And no, I ain't faking
We can cruise the highway
Now do it 'till it's Sunday

My hog, my hog my hog my hog
My lovely bulky hog
My hog my hog my hog
My hog, I ride it

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
And spending time on me

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
O, on me, on me

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that junk,
All inside your saddlebags?

[Female Biker]
Im'a ride ride ride ride my hog,
Ride my hog 'till I'm jet-lagged

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that gas,
All that gas inside your tank?

[Female Biker]
Im'a make make make make you pleased
Call police, call police

Cuz of my hog, my hog my hog my hog
My hog my hog my hog
My Harley-Davidson (check it out)

[Verse II - Male Biker]
I met a girl, my next door neighbor
She said hey, hey hey, yeah let's go
We could go to Sturgis, you could buy me boozies
Now let's spend time, not money
Put some gas, in your Fat Bob tank, 80-octane fuel
Put some gas, in your Fat Bob tank, 80-octane right...

[Verse III - Female Biker]
They say I'm ridin' dirty
Chamillionare likes smoothies
All bikers standing next to me
Always riding next to me
Now try to feel my hog, hog
Look into my hog, hog
You can look but if you crank it and you ride it,
I'm a, call my lawyer, better call my lawyer
Call my lwayer, gotta' call my lawyer
So don't mess with my ride, boy
This ain't romance, boy
I'm just sitting down, boy
To eat my lunch

My hog, my hog my hog my hog
My hog my hog my hog
My hog my hog my hog
My Harley-Davidson (Ride!)
My Harley-Davidson (Ride!)
My Harley-Davidson (Ride!)
All my buddies love their bikes
My bulky Harley

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
And spending time on me

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
O, on me, on me

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that junk,
All inside your saddlebags?

[Female Biker]
Im'a ride ride ride ride my hog,
Ride my hog 'till I'm jet-lagged

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that gas,
All that gas inside your tank?

[Female Biker]
Im'a make make make make you pleased
Call police, call police

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that junk,
All inside your saddlebags?

[Female Biker]
Im'a ride ride ride ride my hog,
Ride my hog 'till I'm jet-lagged

[Male Biker]
What you gon' do with all that Coors,
All that Coors inside your shirt?

[Female Biker]
Im'a make make make make you drunk
Make you drunk like you're a skunk...

(instrumental)

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
And spending time on me

[Male Biker]
She's got me spending

[Female Biker]
Riding on that Harley, honey
O, on me, on me

(the piano part will start, with Harley exhaust notes replacing the bass parts, while Taboo sings "So Real" 17 times)
Next on my spoof list...Fergie's "Fergalicious"... - Blake = )

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samuel_whyte - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This Was A Very Creative Parody Of The Originally Annoying Tune. Great Job!
LPG-Unit - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Sam, don't worry, I'll make more parodies and stuff, and watch out for my new website, it will be online in January 2007... - Blake = )
? - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
is there a recording somewhere?

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