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Song Parodies -> "The Cure"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"The Cure"

Parody Written by:

Smarty

The Lyrics

What you gonna do with this test?
With this test you have doctor?
I gonna make make make just sure
Make just sure we have the cure
The cure the cure the cure the cure
The cure the cure the cure the cure for this disease(so i can check out)

I drive the doctors crazy
I do it on the daily
The treat me really dryly
They buy me all these i.v's
They have to wipe my bottom
They dont wanna but they gotta
Swarin and their sharin
That their money got me stayin alive
Want food but i aint askin
Cuz I know they'll get mad and
Try to turn off the machine
I say dont with worthless pleadin
So I stay awake in
The night plus the day and
They know I have to stay and
So they start creating

The cure, the cure, the cure, the cure,
The cure, for this bug
This bug,this bug, this bug,
This bug, has got you
Its got me pending
Pending on the test results
Its got you pending
Pending on the test results re re results results

What you gonna do with this test?
With this test you have doctor?
I gonna make make make just sure
Make just sure we have the cure
What you gonna do with the results
Wth the results that you recieve
Im gonna fix fix this disease
This disease this disease
Cuz the cure, the cure the cure the cure
the cure the cure the cure the cure for this disease

I have a doctor named Francisco
He said the the cure is simple
Blend up a baby then add some honey
Then add a dime, yes money
Mix some milk and some cocoa puffs
Milky milky cocoa
Mix some milk and some cocao puffs, milky milk alright

They say if it dont cure me
That they will discharge me
If they do so help me
I will die almost instantly
So that little cure cure
It better work work
It better work cuz if it dont work and i die my fam will
Sue your but off
So you wont have money
No no money, no no no no money
So fluff my pillows boy
And dump my bed pan boy
And go get the stuff boy
For the cure

So what you gonna do if I dont get better
If I dont get better and surely die
Then im gonna be a real poor guy
A real poor guy with no cure
Its got me pending
Pending on the new cure results
Its got me penting
Pending on the new results the the results results.

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emoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
"Blend up a baby then add some honey Then add a dime, yes money Mix some milk and some cocoa puffs Milky milky cocoa Mix some milk and some cocao puffs, milky milk alright" ROFL!! awesome song, funny as hell! >.<
Adagio - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Extremely sick...blend up a baby? and somebody laughed at THAT?

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