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Song Parodies -> "My Hats (The Madeline Song)"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Hats (The Madeline Song)"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Since there were no Madeline parody songs yet in this site, I made one after reading some stuff about the vulgar nature of "My Humps", and finally conquered that rather annoying French kid. As sung by Madeline Fogg and her Spanish friend Pepito after a round of lemonade.
(the familiar trumpet intro will play for a few seconds)

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all your hats
All your hats inside that box?

[Madeline]
Im gonna wear wear wear my hat
Wear my hat here all day long

My hat, my hat, my hat my hat my hat
My hat my hat my hat
My lovely yellow hat, check it out

[Verse I]
I drive my classmates crazy
We go out at 9:30
Sometimes it rains out mildly
I'm not afraid of mouse-ies
Lions,snakes or hippos
Pooh-pooh's always my motto
Cucu's always saying
All my classmates got their ice cream, why?
Man I'm always bragging
They say I'm always ratting
Bemelmans, my old mentor
He made me, but no demeanor
So I keep on playing
And no, I ain't tainting
We can keep on playing
Now keep on demonstrating

My hat, my hat, my hat my hat my hat
My lovely yellow hat
My hat my hat my hat
My hats you loved me

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all your hats
All your hats inside that box?

[Madeline]
Im gonna wear wear wear my hat
Wear my hat here all day long

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all that gas
All that gas inside your peers

[Madeline]
Im gonna make make make you cheese
Make you cheese, make you cheese

Cuz of my hat, my hat, my hat my hat my hat
My hat my hat my hat
My lovely yellow hat, check it out

[Verse II - Pepito]
I met a girl, my next door neighbor
She said hey, hey, hey, yeah let's go
I could be your Snoopy, you could be my Mimi
Now let's spend time not money
Mix your milk, with your Cucuface
Milky, milky Cucu
Mix your milk, with your Cucuface
Milky, milky whaaaayyy...

[Verse III - Madeline]
They say I'm really sexy
The boys here wanna date me
They're always standing next to me
Standing next to Genevieve
Now try to feel my hat, hat
Look into my hat, hat
You can look but if you touch it
And you soil it
I'm uh, get a llama, go and get a llama
Get a llama, get get get a llama
So don't pull my chapeau, boy
You ain't my man, boy
I'm just sitting down boy
To take a munch

My hat, my hat, my hat my hat my hat
My hat my hat my hat
My hat my hat my hat
My lovely yellow hat
My lovely yellow hat
My lovely yellow hat
All my classmates got their hats
My hats you loved me

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all your hats
All your hats inside that box?

[Madeline]
Im gonna wear wear wear my hat
Wear my hat here all day long

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all that gas
All that gas inside your peers

[Madeline]
Im gonna make make make you cheese
Make you cheese, make you cheese

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all your hats
All your hats inside that box?

[Madeline]
Im gonna wear wear wear my hat
Wear my hat here all day long

[Pepito]
What you gonna do with all that bread
All that bread inside your shirt

[Madeline]
Im gonna make make make you burp
Make you burp burp, make you burp

{instrumental)

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

[Pepito]
She's got me crazy

[Madeline]
Riding on that Vespa, honey
And spending time on me

(Madelint then plays the piano for a minute while Taboo sings "So real" 17 times)

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Agrimorfee - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Good night, Ms. Clavell! 544
LPG-Unit - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, dude, I never knew Madeline would appreciate this song parody big time. The Snoopy and Mimi line were in reference to the Mariah Carey song "Say Something", which was also shot in Paris. As for Hatty Jones, if you're surfing the Net right now, please sing this...hehe! = )
2 - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
My CHUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LPG-Unit - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't worry, guys, there WILL be a sequel to this Madeline parody, and I'll make an MP3 and video of it featuring Hatty Jones - it will be darn hilarious indeed. As for the sequel, it will probably a Justin Timberlake parody...maybe, so watch out for it, guys! = )
Stupid(Yeah, the one who writes about pimples) - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice, but I got kind of... Stuck on bits of it... Other than that, you mixed an innocent TV-Show and a not-so-innocent song together perfectly.
LPG-Unit - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That Madeline thing actually started as a Ludwig Bemelmans book - if you search her name on Amazon.com, you will see lots of them. Thanks for making a comment, Lord Pimpleface, I really appreciate it. = )
Jeannie - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Where's the download? Lyrics are great!

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