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Song Parodies -> "My Bumps"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Bumps"

The Lyrics

Written at 3:00 in the morning while half-asleep and having popped a large zit on my bum.
[Boy]
What you gon' do to all that gunk?
All that junk inside that lump?

[Girl]
I'ma squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, that clump,
Get the yuck-junk out my bump.
My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps,
My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my pus-filled facial lumps. (Ker-splat!)

I drive the dermo crazy,
I squeeze them twelve times daily,
This ain't really nice, see,
The stares I get are ICY.
It isn't gettin' better
I even got mean letters
Karen's f***ing starin'
All my zits have got me swearin' bad
But since you ask so,
I have them on my ass so,
Seven years, boys keep shunning,
I use cream, but they keep comin'
So I keep on squeezin'
Have no choice but squeezing
I'll just keep on squeezin'
I hope I ain't diseasin'

My skin, my skin, my skin, my skin
It belongs in the bin,
My skin, my skin, my skin,
No grins they got me,

[Boy]
She's got these PIM-PLES.
(Ewww)

[Girl]
Squeezin' my pimples in the mirror, kinda puts me off dinner.

[Boy]
She's got this ACNE.
(Ewww..)

[Girl]
I'm trying to treat this nasty acne, bad acne, acne


[Boy]
What you gon' do to all that gunk?
All that gunk inside that clump?

[Girl]
I'ma squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, that lump,
Get the yuck-junk out my bump.

[Boy]
Do you acne on that ass?
On that ass inside them jeans?

[Girl]
It'll make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps.
My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my pus-filled facial lumps. (Ker-Splat)

[Boy]
I met this girl down at the school dance.
I thought I had a real good chance.
She's got a nice body, smells like fresh honey
Found her jokes quite funny.
But her face, looks like cocoa puff,
Looks like, milky cocoa,
God, her face looks like cocoa puff, nasty, grody eeeeewww.

[Girl]
They say I'm really ugly,
The boys don't wanna hug me.
They always backin' away from me,
Always runnin' away from me,
Freaked out coz' my bumps, bumps.
So scared' of my lumps, lumps.
I can look but I can't touch then,
If I touch them They will
Tell the teacher,
I don't like no teachers,
No, no teacher, no, no, no, no teacher
Can I just hold your hand boy,
Just be a man, boy,
I've had no romance boy,
Coz of my bumps.

My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps,
My bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps, my bumps.
My pus-filled facial lumps (Ewwww)
My pus-filled facial lumps (Ewwww)
My pus-filled facial lumps (Ewwww)
My pus-filled facial lumps (Ewwww)
My zits are awful,

[Boy]
She's got these PIM-PLES.
(Ewww)

[Girl]
Squeezin my pimples in the mirror, I swear that these are killer.

[Boy]
She's got bad ACNE'.
(Ewww)

[Girl]
I'm trying to treat this nasty acne, bad acne, acne.

[Boy]
What you gon' do to all that gunk?
All that gunk inside that glump?

[Girl]
I'ma squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squueze that lump,
Get that yuck-junk out my bumps.

[Boy]
Do you acne on your ass?
On your ass inside them jeans?

[Girl]
It'll make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

[Boy]
What you gon do to all that gunk?
All that gunk inside that glump?

[Girl]
I'ma squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze that lump,
Get the yuck-junk out my bumps.

[Boy]
Gross, you have acne on your back!
On your back inside that shirt!

[Girl]
Those are too, too, too, too much work
Too much work, work, too much work.
[Boy]
She's got these PIM-PLES.
(Ewww)

[Girl]
Squeezin my pimples in the mirror, it looks like oreo filler.

[Boy]
She's got bad ACNE.

[Girl]
I'm trying to treat this nasty acne, bad acne, acne.

[Boy]
So Gross [x17]

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Whiskered Rooster - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ohhh, this was nice. I can see the video already! The rhyming was fab, too.
Sam Fisher (the real Splinter Cell guy) - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Stupid, keep it up, and if you got the gear for it, make an MP3. I'm also about to make my own Humps parody, it's a goofy Madeline-themed one about the famous French schoolgirl dating her buddies, in response to the rather vulgar original song by Will.I.Am. - Sam = )
Courtney Gripling - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, Stupid, you really rock in that song, although I got a bit stuck in some of the parts. Keep it up, man, you're on your way to being a spankin' good hardcore parodist. - Courtney = )
Luke Brattoni - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad at all, your rhyming is several notches up from the general parody-submitting masses . Keep at it! DEFINITELY potential for some classic stuff here. 444
AA - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHHA DATS HILARIOUS

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