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Song Parodies -> "The Pumps"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"The Pumps"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

That "My Humps" song has been driving me crazy and I had to make fun of it somehow! But how? Wow! Gas prices are psycotic, so I figured that it is only right to make a song about it. I was kind of in a hurry while making this, so you can tell that I rushed through it. I wanted to use this idea before someone else did. I'm supprised it hasn't been used already! I hope my rating isnt too bad, haha! And I think I should explain this to ya, the part between lines 3 and 9 is President Bush talking, it makes more sense that way, and there is also a few other Bush lines in it too.
What you gonna do with all that gunk
All that gunk inside those trucks
We'a gonna jack, jack, jack it up
Clean your wallet at the pumps
The pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps
The pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps
Annoying little
Pumps

Check it out
Truck driver's goin crazy
Gas prices risin daily
We'll never know precisely
Why gas is just so pricy
Monday it's 2.80
Tuesday it is changing
Exxon, starts a scarin'
Start a pumpin' gets me swearin' and, getting a triple bypass
Costs less than buyin' gas cause
Oil company retards and
I just maxed out all my cards and
I withdrawl from the bank yeh
Just to fill my tank and
We just keep on payin'
Should be retaliatin'

They jump, go up, and up, and up
And up, and up, and up
They constantly jump
Gas prices got you
It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it and an arm and leg on it
It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it, (uh) on it, on it

What you gonna do with all that gunk
All that gunk inside those trucks
We'a gonna jack, jack, jack it up
Clean your wallet at the pumps
Then how am supposed to get gas
Get gas without no money
It's about to make, make, make me scream
Make me scream, make me scream
Cause of the pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps
Those pumps, the pumps, the pumps, annoying little pumps, Fill it up!

I'll go to the Whitehouse and moonwalk
If the prices do slightly drop
This is getting crazy, this isn't even funny
I'm running out of money
Get a couple gallons unleaded
Bankruptsey's your headed
This is surely quite enough, enough, enough, alriiiiiiight

For maybe 5.90
I could pull out of my driveway
For almost seven dollars more
I could back up to the door
Cost 70 bucks, bucks
Just to fill it up, up
I think I'm just gonna start walkin'
If I'd start walkin' I'd a save some oil
I don't need no oil
No, no oil, no, no, no, no oil
Rather have someone shoot me
Than be on empty
I'd rather have flesh eating weasles in my pants, Oy!
Than at the pumps

The pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps
The pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps, the pumps
I hate those stupid pumps
I hate those stupid pumps
I hate those stupid pumps
Gas Prices always up
Those pumps they got me
It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it and an arm and leg on it
It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it, (uh) on it, on it

What you gonna do with all that gunk
All that gunk inside those trucks
We'a gonna jack, jack, jack it up
Clean your wallet at the pumps
Then how am supposed to get gas
Get gas without no money
It's about to make, make, make me scream
Make me scream, make me scream
What you gonna do with all that gunk
All that gunk inside those trucks
We'a gonna jack, jack, jack it up
Clean your wallet at the pumps
What you gonna do with all the rest all the rest inside the states
We're gonna store it somewhere then we'll wait wait then we'll wait

It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it and an arm and leg on it
It's got me spending
(Oooo) Spendin' all my money on it, (uh) on it, on it
Even though it isnt ready yet! Go to seanleenonasian.tripod.com I promise it will be up someday!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Bill37 - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
hey, not bad! all five's
Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
It'll be better when you see the video I'm gonna make this Fall. FUNNY! Or the video to Fast Food, that one will be HILLARIOUS! - your pal sean
MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate the original, but this is a good parody... 5-5-5
Mademoiselle Madeline Fogg - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Monsieur Sean, you've got me laughing in front of my PC while I'm singing it. I'm also planning to make my own Humps video, since I've heard that song a million times and now I'm planning to parody it - my two cousins also probably heard that song a million times now, I dunno... - Maddie = )
Jack Offit - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!
Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't mind that, Jack Offit isn't a real person, just a fictional character my friend made up, such as Horace Cox. GO to "Allergy Pills" he even is know as chuck norris
ME23 - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
indeed another great song by "The future of comedy music" Sean Lee non-asian...I'm a big fan Sean.
BEN - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS SUX

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