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Song Parodies -> "I'm Drunk (edited)"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Drunk (edited)"

Parody Written by:

Super Heroes In Training

The Lyrics

What you gon' do with all that weed?
All that weed inside your jeans?
I'ma make,make,make,make u pee inside ur jeans
Cuz u'll be drunk, ur drunk, ur drunk, ur drunk
Been drinkin now I'm drunk, i'm really really drunk. (Check it out)

I drive when i be drinkin,
I don't know what i'm thinkin,
Been drinkin too much lager,
Thats spilt down all my Prada.
Budweiser and Vodka,
Wastin all my dollars
Hennessey, it better be
The money got me drinkin loads
But i keep on bingin
Den i wake up in Swindon,
Doctors recommend i stop
Before i hear my kidney pop
But I keep on takin'
The money still bein wasted
People that i'm datin'
They keep on demonstrating that

I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk
I'm really havin fun
But this does annoy my mum
Alcohol got me
It's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all ma money on it, and some much time on it
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all ma money on it, up on it, on it

What you gon' do with all that weed?
All that weed inside your jeans?
I'ma make,make,make,make u pee inside ur jeans
What you gon do with all that wine, all that wine spilt down your top
Imma make make you lick it off, lick it off, lick it off
Cuz u'll be drunk, ur drunk, ur drunk, ur drunk
Been drinkin now I'm drunk, i'm really really drunk. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the boozer.
She said i, looked like a loser.
Sick all down ma shirt and bottle in my hand
But i saw her as a man.
I mix ma drink wiv ur hairy m*ff
Really really hairy
Mix ma drink wiv ur hairy m*ff, hairy hairy riiiiiiight.

They say I'm alcoholic,
I hit 'em on the b*ll*cks.
They always takin drinks from me,
Sayin it endangers me,
Tryin' to take a sip, sip.
I'll bang dat f*ckin pr*ck.
U can look but you can't drink it,
If you drink it I'ma start a riot,
You don't want a riot,
No, no riots, no, no, no, no riots
Next mornin i feel sick
And i'm lukin like a d*ck
I just had sex with a pr*ck,
Because I woz drunk.

I'm drunk, I'm drunk, i'm drunk, i'm drunk
I'm really havin fun cuz im drunk, im drunk, im drunk.
This does annoy my mum [x3]
But scr*w her she's a nun.
The vodka got me,
Its's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on it and so much time with it.
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on it, up on it, on it.

What you gon' do with all that weed, all that weed inside your jeans?
I'ma make,make,make,make u pee inside ur jeans
What you gon do with all that beer, all that beer thats in your hand
Imma give it to a homeless man, homeless homeless homeless man
What you gon do with all that wine, all that wine spilt down your top
Imma make make you lick it off lick lick lick lick lick it off
What u gon do with all those men, all those men you've met tonight
Imma pay pay pay them to fight, them to fight fight, them to fight.

Its's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on it and so much time with it.
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on it, up on it, on it.

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Alternate Universe Bertram - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
In the first verse up to the middle this is actually quite side-splitting, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Towards the end it gets grosser, but I still voted a 444.
Huff - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Just voting the same as I did for the unedited version :-) 555
lala - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I really think that this should turn into some kind of MAD TV skit or something. I think it was hilarious. Good job, I really laughed.
PSST - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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