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Song Parodies -> "My Germs"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Germs"

Parody Written by:

Rebecca Gale

The Lyrics

Whenever I am sick I always give it to anyone who talks to me. The worst part is that I am sick for over a month usually. This is a song about it also its in different parts like the real song.
Whatcha gonna do with all that snot all that snot inside your nose?
I'm gonna make make make you sick,
Make you sick because of germs,
my germs my germs my germs my snotty grossy germs, my germs my germs my germs, Check it out!

I get everyone sick when I try to look at them,
they treat me very nicely until I have to sneeze on them,
they all run away and they don't see me again,
Oh coughing baby sneezing all that snot comes out like crazy
Please God I'm just askin that I can the germs out,
7 medicines is to small,
I need more I'll buy them all,
so I keep on sneezing and no its not pleasing
I can get pnomonia but I'm really saying is

(Chorus)
My germs (4x) My snotty grossy germs my germs my germs my germs my germs have got you......

(She's so contagious)
Yes I am so contagious I need some medication(2x)

Whatcha gonna do with all that snot all that snot inside that nose?
I'm gonna make make make you sick make you sick because of germs!
Whatcha gonna do with all that cough all that cough inside your throat?
I'm gonna give you laryngidus laryngidus laryngidus

(Repeat Chorus)

I met a girl there in my gym class,
she said hey hey hey hey I'm sick,
We could get together then she said whatever,
then she sneezed in my face,
I have a cold that same cold she had that exact same cold she had
A cold that same cold she had that exact same cold

They think I'm really pretty but when they try to hug me,
They always try to talk to me always try to talk to me,
looking at my snot drip hoping they won't get hit,
if they touch me I will get them sick I'll get them so sick,
No not sick, you don't want to get sick, no not sick, you don't want to get sick,
So just give me a benedryl any kind of working pill,
I'm just trying to be healthy and not have germs,

(Reapeat Chorus)

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 9

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Queen Sluggy - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFL, that's an awsome parody! The pacing is a bit off, but other than that, its really good! Really creative and funny, really funny!
Rebecca Gale - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Queen sluggy
shteeve - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
really bad...
gross - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u dont have to go into details
Rebecca Gale - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
lol gross! Its supposed to be. Don't worry I'm not sick anymore!
rick - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment
i want to catch your cold. sneeze on me!

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