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Song Parodies -> "My Dump"

Original Song Title:

"My Hump"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Dump"

Parody Written by:

Master Pee

The Lyrics

"My Hump" is probably the worst song I've ever heard, lyric-wise, "melody"-wise -- it's just NOT wise. Black Eyed Peas used to be a cool group, but they've gone the way of BT and sold out to make as much money as they can, while putting into their music the least amount of effort possible.
"My Dumps"

What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump, my smelly lady dumps. (Wipe it off)

Those brothers think I'm naughty,
I do it on the potty,
Sometimes I spray it wildly,
Sometimes it plops out mildly.
Brown or green or yellow,
I'll show it to my fellow.
He's glad that I be sharin',
My farts are always blarin',
TP I'm always tearin'
I love to wipe my ass 'n
this gas I just keep passin'.
It smells so, but I keep squeezin',
gas mask I be needin',
And no I ain't fakin'
you can smell the bacon
those nasty dumps I'm taking.

My rump, my rump, my rump, my rump
You love my lady dumps,
My dump, my dump, my dump,
My dumps they got you,
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.

What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas from all them beans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you breathe
Make you breathe, make you breathe.
Cause of my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump.
My dump, my dump, my dump, my smelly lady dumps. (Wipe it off)

I saw a girl go to the bathroom.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah I'll go.
I could be your toilet, I could be your bedpan.
Let's go poo and pee-pee.
I wipe your bum wit my toilet pape,
soft, absorbent paper,
Wipe your bum with my toilet pape, soft, absorbent squaaaaaares.

They say I'm really stinky,
The boys they wanna clean me.
They in the outhouse next to me,
Always douse me with TP,
Tryin' a wipe my rump, rump.
Lookin' at my dump, dump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma go di'rrhea,
You don't want di'rrhea,
di, di'rrhea, di', di', di - a - rrhea.
So don't pull on my poo, boy
That's kinda rude, boy.
I'm just sittin' down, boy,
To take a dump.

My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump.
My smelly lady dumps.
My smelly lady dumps.
My smelly lady dumps.
From my backside they go plop.
My dumps they got you,
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.

What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas from all them beans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you breathe
Make you breathe, make you breathe.
What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my hump.
What you gon' do wit all that crap?
All that crap inside that ass?
I'ma make, make, make, make you wish
Make you wish that you could sniff.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 54

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rae - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i am so with you that my hump is the worst song ever i was listening to their cd online before it came out and i heard it and i said to myself it better not be their next single and look now it is and i cut my radio offf all th etime when it comes on i hate that song so much.
Denx Xiaoping - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is spot on!
Aaron - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the worst and most annoying song ever! I too turn off the radio when it comes on. The lyrics are soo stupid and repetitious. It is biting off of "my milshake brings all the boy . . ." by Keli. I hated it right off the back and couldn't believe it was a Peas song. Very disappointed.
Grace - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHAAH This was sooo funny! I like the song mainly cause of the tune, it's fun to dance too. Wow nice work this was hilarious!
crazy_chick123@msn.com - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i fink it was quite good the way u say like pootin tootin i fink that gets it goin u sat rumps (humps) a bit too much tho
Starr - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You know when I first heard this song, I loved it. Still do now, But that was FUNNY!! oOoOo Very creative. The Pea's are the Best. ;D
Meriya C. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!! That was so freak'n hilarious!!!!! I hate the original song, I mean this was too graphic but I don't care it was good. Ha I know I can't believe it was a pease song, it's annoying but i do like the tune. HA HA HA >.< so freak'n funny!!!
Blethar - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is brilliant! Toilet humour's normally frowned upon, but you pull it off with pinash. 'Specially liked the line "So don't pull on my poo boy / That's kinda rude, boy". 5-5-5.
aoit - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
If I could give this a zero rating, then by all means I would do so.
Troy - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha that was bloody hilarious mate!!!! I think that song is shit too, just plain stupid, never really liked the Black Eyed Peas anyways, I call them the "Brown Eyed Shits", brown eye meaning "mooning" in Australia. I have to hear this song everyday at work and I thought of an on the spot parody of this song on the same line as yours before even reading yours, here's a bit of my version though pacing way off "My dump, my dump, my big fat smelly dump..... it's full of corn, peas, carrots and hair...". Anyways all 5s from me for your "shit" song lol!!!
dude man - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Howawd - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think this is funny.
johhny - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was ****in' brilliant.
Grow Up - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Imature!!!!!!!
The Vegetable - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you negative nellies ever consider that this parody's immaturity might be a comment on the juvenile nature of the original song itself? I guess the subtleties of satire are lost on those most in need of its benefits.
Brian - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD! this was fjorkin hillarious! i hated the original song, too! i really wanna hear what this sounds like on the radio! Great Job!
monkey girl - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
that is funny
Talk Back - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This waz so funny!!! I thought it was hilarious. Common, everybody likes the song My Humps. Everyone in my locker room sings it then my teacher tells us to shut up because its vulgar. I thought whoever wrote this did great! Thumbs up! (It could be funnier!)
Booby - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny
Courtney Gripling (loves will patterson, hates simon cowell) - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, what a really cool parody you got there, Pee! I could imagine myself and Fergie (rumors say she always spilled smack on her skirts) singing it...maybe. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! - CG = )
asiangurl - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoeva rote dis iz seriously wasted deir tym 4 no f-ing reason. Got it?!?
mr anderson - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
the prophecy is: my humps sucks like poo
Goofball - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What aoit said.
who cares - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Poopie Longstocking would probably love this parody, but I think he's dead.

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