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Song Parodies -> "The Shower Song (please read and comment)"

Original Song Title:

"Where is the Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black-Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"The Shower Song (please read and comment)"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Pacing is a bit off, and if you think it gets monotonous, remember, this is a hard subject to write so many lines on.
What's wrong with your smell, brotha?
People livin' like they ain't take no showas.
I think the entire world wants to kill yo' odah.
And introduce you to some kind of cologne-ah.
You stinky, we try to was your hair.
BUt clean anything on you, wouldn't dare.
No deoderant, stain on your armpit.
You smell, and you stink, and greasy face.
It seems your goal is to irritate,
with your smell, I need space, cuz your smell I hate.
When you're home and it is starting to get late,
and when you smell worse than the rest of the day, ya.
Laziness is what you demonstrate.
By never taking any soap to your face.
Showa, you never have any friends with which you hang.
And it is all because of your bad stank.
Let your body wash in some of dove, g'smell, g'smell.

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

Your hair is just string, always dirty.
You disgust me, you are so smelly.
Your smell, and stink are just so strong.
I honostly think that there is something wrong.
You smell like stink bomb.
Your odor entering lungs of the little ones,
they choke and pass out, sufferin', the kids all die young.
So come back when your acne is truly gone.
And that would be a good ending to this stupid song.
When you decide to be livin' in people's body excretion.
Make the right decision, take better care of your hygin [Hygiene]
Not having to have cover, deny yo' odah.
And it would be so much better for all the others.
Keep yourself very clean. They won't hide under the rug.
And you might actually discover true love.
Where's your dove, y'all? Put on (I don't know.)
Where's your dove, y'all? Put on (I don't know.)
Where's you dove, y'all?

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

I see all the dandruff that falls on your shoulder
And you're gettin' bolder, y'all, want to lose odah.
Now you care about having good friend makin',
Taking your cleanliness in a brand new direction.
The information is even going to media.
You finally decide to take a shower-ya.
You decide to get rid of all your bacteria.
Kids and I now want to be in and around-ya.
So, now you decided to be part of the humanity,
And nobody will run away from ye'.
Instead they will be hanging around, ya, you will see.
Don't you agree with me, don't you think it's good to be clean?
That's the last verse of this parody, be happy.
That's the last verse of this parody, don't frown.
That's the last verse of this parody, be happy.
I know it went on a little bit too long.

(Ad-libbing)

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

(more ad-libbing)
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 2   1
 0
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 3   5
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 4   5
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Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You were right about the pacing, but it's only in certain lines. If it hadn't been for the outstanding humour outweighing the repetative choruses, this would've been a 444. Instead, almost full marks, well done! 455
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, that took a lot of work --- well done!
Red Ant - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Read and commented. I had an idea for "Snap's " " I've Got The Power " called " You've got to shower " about the same thing. 455 as well here too.
Dominic L. - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you people... By coincidence, you are all the three authors I read the most.
Mr. X - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is SOOOO GAY!!!!! My Great-Great-Grandma could make a better parody and she's DEAD!!! Lowest marks!!!
Emily Cale - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
The Shower Song is soooo much funnier than Where is The love!!HAHA
Dominic L. - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Emily
Paris - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is hot!!!! Didn't some girl named Kelsea come up with the idea for this song? She sounds gorgeous!!!!!! Luv ya Bob, T.T. Paris
Dominic L. - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, "Paris", somebody named Kelsea did give me the idea. Maybe you know her....?
Paris - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmmm, maybe I do? We will have to meet up. I have to meet this girl who is supposedly as hot as me. Luv ya, T.T. Paris
mika - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
i love u and the song ur awesome and u rock my sox
Tarquin - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hang on there! There is also a parody fragment VERY simalar to this!!!! Is one based on the other (e.g you based this on the fragment OR whoever wrote the fragment based it on your parody???) Or is it coincidence? If you know, please reply!
Dominic L. - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I submitted the fragment. That was sort of like a demo or something because for a long time I had writer's block and couldn't think of any other lines to put in.
Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-S05) See above, and it is a hard subject to write so much about. Still very good.
stuart mcarthur - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(S) yes, you had ONE point to make here, Dominic, and lot of lines in which to make that point, so I applaud your success in finding so many different ways to make it, and the more the ways the funnier it became - big effort! - 555
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I give this parody a clean bill of health.
Rick C - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) You're right about it being difficult to write so many lines on one subject but, you pulled it off with flair. 455
Johnny D - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Larry Hensley - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Good parody.
Adam Eccleshall - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, so I've gone with other people on pacing - 455
Scathe - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Creative and hygenic.
Arwen - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I do use Dove...does that count for anything? ; ) Nice job...
Jeff Reuben - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Well done...you can get off your soapbox now =)
Ult2 - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This sounds has it been recorded and published as an mp3 on Spaff or some thin yet.
Ult2 - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry what I meant to say was This sounds great, has it been recorded and published as an mp3 on Spaff or some thin yet?
Guest - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't think so. This author has been inactive for at least two years.
Dominic L. - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks! I'm generally inactive now, yes, submitting maybe one parody a year... original songs are my new thing. I record now, so there's always the chance of this appearing on soundclick...

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