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Song Parodies -> "Cane Up"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Cane Up"

Parody Written by:

Morwenna James, Emma Moore and Miriam Hellyer

The Lyrics

A genius creation by the Red Eyed Teens. Oh yes.
Cane up, just cane up, cane up
Cane up, just cane up, cane up
(etc.)

CHORUS:
We try to toke it slow
But we're still losin' control
And it's gettin' hard to roll
And the lighter doesn't work,
'Cause it's windyyyy
It's really f**kin' windy
(And it makes us crazy!)

Me and the crew were just fine, y'know
(Pass the joint)
Did them things that caners do when they're high, y'know
Smoked on the beach and stuff, y'know
Things that stoners say and do:
"I want some food." "I want some too!"
"I'm not that high." "So let's go smoke some more,
That's what I took you down to the beach for..."

But then something got out of hand
We got seen by a police man
He had a sniffer dog in his van (Oh sh*t!!)
And we had no legal reasons (To toke it!)
So we hot-rocked him in his eyes, dawg
And ran off to get some fries, dawg
And cane up, just cane up, cane up (etc.)

CHORUS

Why have we always gotta toke so fast??
Only got a five bag, gotta make it last!!
Why have we always gotta lose control,
Everytime we agree to tokin' it slow?
Oh why do we always smoke so damn much?
'Cause kids with cash can never get enough of HASH

Don't let no weed just go to waste,
'Cause you're changin' up your money for a mouth full of paste,
Not allowed to smoke in the places we live in,
So smokin' on the beach has become our tradition,
You're high, I'm high, Everybody's high,
Got neighbours across the street sayin' "My oh my!,
What's that smell?, what the hell's goin' down??,
We can hear the Marley,
Kill it with the sound!!", and:

Cane up, just cane up, cane up.

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