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Song Parodies -> "Beg Your Pardon"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get Retarded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Beg Your Pardon"

Parody Written by:

Tobin Shepherd

The Lyrics

I beg your pardon
Sincerely
And I beg your pardon, pardon (1x)
And pardon, pardon (8x)

On this concourse
You did not expect
Me to break some wind
C'mon just reflect
Smell to strong for your intellect
So let your nose object
Before the disrespect
The scent has it's own ambition
Won't ask you for permission
Takes the steering wheel and
Pulls up to the pole position
Cuz when it eeked out
Blowing all the trees down
Man I don't believe how
That came out
Burning nearby homes down
Melting all your clothes off
Until it now rest in your mouth

Boy I'm sorry
Had to do it
Sure you smelled it
But I dealt it
Beg your pardon (3x)
I beg your pardon (8x)

Lost control
Of the lower hole
Tried to hold it back
But I had to blow
Made no noise
That smell just blew it
No doubt about it
Ya'll just proved it
I farted
I pooted
Not Feeling bad
People are walking through it
Plug your nose
Thats what they're doing
The smell hits them
“So where the poop is?”
Smells like s#*t
There's no confusion
Hurry up and walk away and hum some more music

Boy I'm sorry
Had to do it
Sure you smelled it
But I dealt it
Beg your pardon (3x)
I beg your pardon (8x)

I know ya'll
Smells like boo-boo
Smells like boo-boo
Yup its boo-boo
Smells like boo-boo
Yup its boo-boo
Smells like boo-boo

Smell is ill
Got my fill
At the gate
That means I paid my bill (yuck)
That's unkind
Your behind
Will let out things
Which are not sublime (yuck)
Now I gasp and wish I could breathe
Thought I was your boy and not your enemy
Sounds messy
Man that's sick
Wind up the windows on my new whip
Lysol can cannot correct it
Man that junk is really septic

Boy I'm sorry
Had to do it
Sure you smelled it
But I dealt it
Beg your pardon (3x)
I beg your pardon (8x)
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? - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I know that the Black Eyed Peas have a song called "Let's Get It Started", but do they also have a song called "Let's Get Retarded" as well?
Ethan - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
It's the same song. The original title would've been censored on the radio so they changed "retarded" to "it started".
Tobin - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Next time I'll preface the song. Of course to inform others when there are more than one version of the song made.
! - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks. I'm just know about "Let's Get It Started"; I just had no idea that it was a 'clean' version.
drake - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
it smelled bad....

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