The Gift Of Obesity- a parody of Pagan Poetry
By Joshua Louis Belushi.

Spoken: This is a song about the gift of obesity- something I wish I had. My name is Joshua Louis Belushi- a guy who wishes to break out of his lightweight exterior andd to emerge out as an obese hero. I hope this message gets through to you as it shows how I really feel.

Admiring all
the love handles
of the lovable fat man
a vision
of the pleasure of fat

rolling
like a big ball
I long to be fat

an obese sweetheart

rolling
like a big ball
I long to be a fat.

Like Belushi, or Farley
Or even John Candy
five fingers
Look at how pudgy they are.
And the girth is yet to be matched.

Rolling
like a big ball.
I long to be fat

Now a lot of people simply do not see
And say that’s just unhealthy.
But it’s the gift of obesity.
Gift Of Obesity

Rolling
like a big ball
I long to be fat

The work of Jack Black
It inspires : they motivate me to
become a
fatso like that hutt Jabba.

Now a lot of people simply do not see.
And say that’s just unhealthy.
But it’s the gift of obesity.
The gift of obesity

i love fat

Now I’m going to…
admire my fat companions
Now I’m going to…
I’m going to love my fat friend…

Fat is good.

It makes me feel comfortable and warm, it makes me happy too, I want to be so fat. So fat, I want to be Belushi, Farley or John Candy. I love fatnesss.

Fat is good.

Spoken: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Be sure to check out the music video which will be a parody of the “Hunter” music video (it will feature me turning into John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy, Jorge Garcia, and Jack Black)