I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Cuz,
I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,

Where's Genius?!
Who the hell cares?
Ryan's at home sittin' on his derriere,
I'm a par'dist, get the instrumental ready,
Rappin' and laughin' got my head unsteady,
I'm the man,
And I don't even need a band,
I don't know about nuclear but I rap until day's end,
I used to be doin' back up for Genius,
Until he played his tapes backwards "I bet you ain't never seen this!"
Yo, I still remember when Weirdo Jace was solo,
And his concerts were fun solely because he said so,
All the fans want thatoneguy, not me,
That's why I feature artists on my new CD!

I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Cuz,
I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Parodies,

It's Weirdo Jace, "n,
It's so amazin',
That his dad doesn't know he's still writin' songs in the basement,
I'm on the WOW-A. Y.,
With thatoneguy,
Talkin' "bout the two rock parodies I made that time,
Bring me instrumentals,
Make the bass thick,
Where's the snare kick?
If I don't get kick, you'll get kicked,
Matter of fact, forget this,
The man, I've got WeirdAbbott's track in the back,
And I'm running a tank into the Novelty Shack,
Chalk Drawing, this track I couldn't get on,
And the worst part was that it was my song!

I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Cuz,
I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Parodies,

Me and Genius,
Working out,
Still wonderin' what Mongoose is all about,
It's been a while,
Since you've heard Jace sing,
But now he's back, doin' laps around Concert Opening,
I don't have to do much; I just type it up,
And Ruben, all over, will hype it up,
Readin' through spacedingo and Akrovak,
(Jake Waters is on line one)
Tell him to call me back!
I'm too busy to take his call,
Ruben's trying to sell houses while doing a front crawl,
This parodist life is the life for me,
It's June 28th, will someone tell Bizzy?

I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Cuz,
I'm a par'dist,
Baby, baby, baby,
I'm a par'dist,
Spoof-a, spoof-a, spoof-a,
I'm a par'dist,
Parodies.