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Song Parodies -> "Pork and Meatballs"

Original Song Title:

"Line and Sinker"

Original Performer:

Billy Talent

Parody Song Title:

"Pork and Meatballs"

Parody Written by:

A-ron

The Lyrics

This is about a man who is trying to help a person to lose weight. No i am not jokeing. It's not really a funny song. Let's just say its an anthem for people who want to lose weight.
(chorus)
What you see is what you eat!
Searching in the freezer for the beef and meatballs!
Close the fridge and burn the meat!
Open it again and I will break your fingers!

You think you don't look pretty
But i'll make you really,really thin
Don't make this fat your fate
Cause that fate really sucks!
I'll make you see the bright side
So you won't commit suicide
You failed the test today
But you won't take defete
You'll carry on!
I know, you need some sympathy
You never ate at thing the buffet
Reality won't take your life away So sit aside and sing with me!

(chorus)
What you see is what you eat!
Fishin in frezzer for the beef and meatballs!
Close the fridge and burn the meat!
Open it again and i will break your fingers!

You said this is not the right place
I'll take that grin right off your face
Don't make me feel like crap
Cause crap is not that nice!
I'll make you see the bright side
I won't lie and tell you that your fine
You ran a race today
Cause you won't fail today
You'll carry on!
I know, you need some sympathy
You never ate a thing the buffet
I think you'll learn a lot today
So sit aside and sing with me!
(Chorus)
What you see is what you eat!
Fishin in the frezzer for the beef and meatballs!
Close the fridge and burn the meat
Open it again and I will break your fingers!

I know, you need some sympathy
Never ate a thing at the buffet
You learned a lot today
And down to 120 POUNDS!
I came and took 300 POUNDS
So sit aside and sing with me!
(Chorus)
What you see is what you eat!
Fishin in the frezzer for the beef and meatballs!
Close the fridge and burn the meat!
Open it again and I will break your fingers!
What you see is what you eat!
Fishin in the frezzer for the beef and meatballs!
Close the fridge and burn the meat
Open it again and I will break your fingers!

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lil jim - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
damn your good...but u stole my lyrics at the start "wut u see is wut u eat"

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