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Song Parodies -> "Cause Im Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Fallen Leaves"

Original Performer:

Billy Talent

Parody Song Title:

"Cause Im Gay"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Delaney

The Lyrics

In a crooked little town, they will beat me to the ground
cuz im gay,cuz im gay,cuz im gay...and im brown

I hitched a ride, until the coast
To leave behind, all of my hoes
Searching for something, I couldn't find at home

Can't get no job, can you spare a dime?
Just one more hit, and I'll be fine
I swear to God, this'll be my one last time!

In a crooked little town, they will beat me to the ground
cuz im gay,cuz im gay,cuz im gay...and im brown
Run way out of town, or the kids will beat you down
if your gay,if your gay,if your gay....and your brown

When it gets dark, in Pigeon Park
Voice in my head, will soon be fed
By the vultures, that circle round the dead!

In a crooked little town, they will beat me to the ground
cuz im gay,cuz im gay,cuz im gay...and im brown
Run way out of town, or the kids will beat you down
if your gay,if your gay,if your gay...or your brown

I never once thought, I'd ever be caught!
Staring at sidewalks, hiding my skid marks!
I left my brown friends, or did they just leave me?

In a crooked little town, they will beat me to the ground
cuz im gay,cuz im gay,cuz im gay...and im brown
In a crooked little town, they will beat me to the ground
cuz im gay,cuz im gay,cuz im gay...and im brown
Run way out of town, or the kids will beat you down
if your gay,if your gay,if your gay...or your brown

Run way out of town!
if your gay,if your gay,if your gay...or your brown
Run way out of town!
if your gay,if your gay,if your gay...or your brown

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.3

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UnKnownVotress - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, if you were born 'crooked', you might try GayCowBoyCentral.com. You'll find compassion there.
LittleCupCakes - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . and they all lived together in a crooked little house . . . ah, ah don't let the rain come down, Oh no, don't let the rain come down ; cuz' my roof's got a hole in it, and I might drown !
... - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, it... it really doesn't seem like you tried that hard to change it; a lot of the lyrics are similar to the original, if not left as the original...
Anyomous - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Didn't really like it

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