Song Parodies -> Fed Ex
| Original Song Title: | "The Ex" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Talent |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fed Ex" |
| Parody Written by: | Ryan Quinn |
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What a shipping disgrace,
I knew I should've changed,
I sent the package back,
Hoping it would stay,
I sent the package back,
Hoping it would stay,
They said the warranty was 27 days,
I kept trying to call,
I had something to say,
I kept trying to call,
I had something to say,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
I heard that they're great,
But this is just insane,
It's likely sent to hell,
I can't believe I paid,
It's likely sent to hell,
I can't believe I paid,
Got an open box,
With some white foam inside,
Someone stole my gift,
And the delivery lied,
Someone stole my gift,
And the delivery lied,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners.
I knew I should've changed,
I sent the package back,
Hoping it would stay,
I sent the package back,
Hoping it would stay,
They said the warranty was 27 days,
I kept trying to call,
I had something to say,
I kept trying to call,
I had something to say,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
I heard that they're great,
But this is just insane,
It's likely sent to hell,
I can't believe I paid,
It's likely sent to hell,
I can't believe I paid,
Got an open box,
With some white foam inside,
Someone stole my gift,
And the delivery lied,
Someone stole my gift,
And the delivery lied,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Well they charge too much,
And it goes too slow...
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners,
Why would they give my gift this torture?
I was the one who placed the order,
Who was the one who knocked it over,
Got it today with all round corners.
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funny! I liked "The Ex", but I loved "Fex Ex"!
thanks!
The pacing was perfect! I told all my friends about this one! They loved it! You should do more Billy Talent songs!
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