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Song Parodies -> "Up Down Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Up Down Girl"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Up Down Girl
She's been giving me her Up Down Whirl
I'm a guy who prefers doggie style
She seems to favor more, the doggie pile

I'll go along with my Up Down Girl
Broken up with her ex-boyfriend, Merle
She's more hot blooded when I'm on my can
This hot Latino, likes to please her man
So, here I am

And this girl knows what
She wants out of love
Not just a tumble
A kiss, and a shove

She knows I'm not as tough
As I act
Kinda' soft on this Up Down Girl
I like to see her when her black hair's curled
She'll prep and warm up with vibrator toys
But she don't mess around with other boys
I am her choice

Up Down Girl
Sometimes we do some crazy things with pearls
She doesn't mention marriage, it's a sin
Domesticated won't be where I've been
Makes love wear thin

We'd each be walkin'
By eight months or nine
Fight and stop talkin'
Commitments confine..
Love's better on the cuff
Common laws
She's my wild, untamed, Up Down Girl
And real hot blooded when I'm on my can
She's where I want to be, her name is Jan
We really jam

Up Down Girl
She's my Up Down Girl
I'm loaded with love
For my Up Down Girl
My Up Down Girl
Yeah, loaded with love
For my Up Down Girl
Smokin' with love
For my Up Down Girl...

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John Barry - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thumbs up on "Girl." A tough OS to tackle.
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
spicy...i like it
TJC - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and so very singable... also a nice counterpoint to your recent `anti-bleepers' parody... nook(ie)-ends!
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds like me
Lionel Mertens - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad she makes happy. 5's
AFW - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
My thanks to John, alvin, TJC, Ann, and Lionel
Peregrin - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
"This hot Latino, likes to please her man" ! Hey ! Didn't Ah-nuld get in trouble recently for some similar remark ? He should take up parody writing, much less dangerous than politics ! 5's
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
at least you didn't Up Down Hurl, AFW, as I've been known to - and having a boyfriend the name of Merle is reason enough to dump him imho (sorry to all you Merles out there) - 555
Red Ant - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a few lines worked out to this title about oral gratification, but scrapped it b/c it was way too whatfreakish. Excellent work here, AFW.
The Charnstar - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
WHOA! Now that sounds exiting... 5-5-5
AFW - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin...Yes, I believe he made a controversial statement about Latino women being hot blooded..probably why it popped out of my psyche................Thanks, Stuart, yeah, I guess the name Merle does conjure up sort of a Haggard image.........................................And thanks, Red Ant....I notice same title ideas do happen quite a bit, here. Must be some mental telepathy network at work, out there...
Kristof Robertson - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Who says romance is dead? Loved this, AFW. 555

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