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Song Parodies -> "Constipation Song"

Original Song Title:

"Lean on Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation Song"

Parody Written by:

McMSG

The Lyrics

Don't read if you don't like poop parodies (duh, what do you expect). Also, I've only done a couple parodies in my life, so pacing might be off.
Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
Butt
All hard inside
Got no fiber
I'll go tomorrow

Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on
Please
Swallow prescribes
Enemas are rape
Til my anus is hollow
For
My ass is filled
On toilet seat
Waiting for turd to let go

My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none

Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on

My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none

Then
I flush my load
That I just beared
Toilet can't carry
I jump out on road
It carries my load
Into the hallway

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Norman Wanman - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing is a bit off but the humor is there. You can still use a lot of work. Good try so try harder!
Yoidy - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
If you squeeze and push a little harder, the parody'll come out easier, if a little rougher.

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