Song Parodies -> Constipation Song
| Original Song Title: | "Lean on Me" |
| Original Performer: | Bill Withers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Constipation Song" |
| Parody Written by: | McMSG |
Don't read if you don't like poop parodies (duh, what do you expect). Also, I've only done a couple parodies in my life, so pacing might be off.
Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
Butt
All hard inside
Got no fiber
I'll go tomorrow
Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on
Please
Swallow prescribes
Enemas are rape
Til my anus is hollow
For
My ass is filled
On toilet seat
Waiting for turd to let go
My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none
Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on
My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none
Then
I flush my load
That I just beared
Toilet can't carry
I jump out on road
It carries my load
Into the hallway
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
Butt
All hard inside
Got no fiber
I'll go tomorrow
Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on
Please
Swallow prescribes
Enemas are rape
Til my anus is hollow
For
My ass is filled
On toilet seat
Waiting for turd to let go
My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none
Hard feces
When you're not strong
I'm out of Exlax
How can I carry on?
For
I'll wait all long
Til I'm gotta get
The flushing to go on
My shitting is rougher
Have to use my hand
I have used all paper, can't get none
When I got off the toilet
My boxers get stained
I have used all paper, can't get none
Then
I flush my load
That I just beared
Toilet can't carry
I jump out on road
It carries my load
Into the hallway
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The pacing is a bit off but the humor is there. You can still use a lot of work. Good try so try harder!
If you squeeze and push a little harder, the parody'll come out easier, if a little rougher.
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Lean on Me-Best of Bill Withers album at Amazon.com
Bill Withers - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Live at Carnegie Hall album at Amazon.com
Just as I Am/Still Bill album at Amazon.com
Still Bill album at Amazon.com
Menagerie album at Amazon.com
Lean on Me album at Amazon.com
The Ultimate Collection album at Amazon.com
Lean on Me: The Best of Bill Withers album at Amazon.com
Super Hits album at Amazon.com
