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Song Parodies -> "Bowlin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin'"

Original Performer:

Big & Rich

Parody Song Title:

"Bowlin'"

Parody Written by:

Unnatural Disaster

The Lyrics

I like to bowl.
Bothers and Sisters, we are here for one reason and one reason alone.
To share our love of bowling - ah.
I present to you
bowling shoes that don't smell a lot!

Hey guys, let's go out and bowl.
Yeah I got a new bowling ball.
Let's go and see how many pins will fall.

All the pins well, they frustrate.
Seven-Ten splits I really hate.
Oh, but how I like to go.
I'm gonna keep on bowlin' bowlin'

Hey, let's all go to the alley and play
Throw the ball down the lane til the pins all break.
Let's Play Play! Play! Play!

Ain't gonna just sit down.
Don't mind if I shout and jump around.
Just like the loud strike sound.

I know this game's for me.
I bowl 300 every week.
Can hit any pin I see! yeah!

Hey, let's all go to the alley and play.
Throw the ball down the lane til the pins all break.
Let's Play Play Play Play

Every night I always come back.
When my ball is thrown down the lane it goes smash.
Well, whatcha think about that?

I'm a crazy son of a -bowler-
But I know I'm gonna win a tournament
Yeah I'm gonna hit the pin!

Hey, let's all go to the alley and play.
Throw the ball down the lane til the pins all break.
Let's Play Play

Bowler Boy!

Gimme a ball gimme a gimmie a ball this instant
Slicker than the oil on the bowling lane's surface.
The pins crunch more than a brand new garden salad
You thought you had a straight ball but it turns out it's reactive.
You're looking at me crazy 'cause of the way I throw.
The big bad bowler with a sixteen pound ball.
Todas las personas think I am the best player.
Now you saw it so I know you're a believer.
Going to the alley to play a quick game.
Hope you come to see how good I can play.
So let go of your ball and watch it hit pins.
Get up off your butt and put your new ball in motion.
'Cause back home, we love to bowl.
We could be just sparing and striking it all.
And when the bowling's good we'll have some fun.
I'm gonna throw it really hard and break them all up.
Sixteen pounds and my ball is colored black.
I always get a strike, Yo what's up with that?
I'm Bowler Boy an alley hit
And I'm bowling at the alley called Brunswick.

Throw now, boy. Throw now, boy throw.
Throw now, boy. Throw now, boy throw.
Throw now, boy. Throw now, boy throw.
Throw now, boy. Throw now, boy throw.

Hey, let's all go to the alley and play.
Throw the ball down the lane til the pins all break.
Let's Play Play Play Play

Hey, let's all go to the alley and play.
Throw the ball down the lane til the pins all break.
Let's Play Play Play Play

Spanish:Todas las personas = All of the people

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Daniel - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang, this is pretty good, I did a similar parody with somebody else, I dunno if it's as good as this one though. Very good job. Daniel

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