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Song Parodies -> "Save a Porsche (Buy an Envoy)"

Original Song Title:

"Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Big & Rich

Parody Song Title:

"Save a Porsche (Buy an Envoy)"

Parody Written by:

Robbie 'Fabio' O'Leary

The Lyrics

I dedicate this song to all of you who are looking for that first car. Please comment, and especially VOTE!!! I hope you like it. ;)
[Intro]
Vroom..Vroom Vroom...Vrooom Vroooooooom.....Vroom..Vroom Vroom...Vrooom Vroooooooom....
Well, I walked onto the lot
countin' out hundred dollar bills
But this wont need repairs like a chevrolet silverado will
And I buy a car with double doors around
An' once I ride this into town I'll never be the same

[CHORUS x1]

Cause I strap into my Porsche
and I ride it through the city
It makes a lot of noise
and the girls all think it's pretty
Ridin' up and down Broadway
with my ol' pal LeRoy
My advice is
save a Porsche, buy an Envoy
I think that you should
save a Porsche, buy an Envoy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm rappin and bling-blinging
While deez jokes are drinking long necks down
And I don't give a duck decoy
or a Chevrolet or an Escalade
or a phreak parade
I'm the only lil' Wayne left in this town

[CHORUS X1]

[SPOKEN]

She's a thorough-bred
that's what I said
Said she wished it had a bed
as we was gettin' whacked on the weed
Out in some back alley road
We was really high
drinking wine, havin ourselves a good ol' time
And I was goin' about as fast as she'd let me go
But her evaluation
of my bad-boy reputation
had me beggin' for salvation all week long
So I took her out to meet rap Gods
introduced her to that guy Nate Dogg
And sang her ever G-UNIT rap song I could think of

And God I Love...

When I strap into my Porsche
and I ride it through the city
It makes a lot of noise
and the girls all think it's pretty
Ridin' up and down Broadway
with my ol' pal LeRoy
My advise is
save a Porsche, buy an Envoy
I think you should
save a porsche buy an Envoy

What? What?
Save a Porsche, buy an Envoy
Everybody should
Save a Porsche, buy an Envoy
PLEASE VOTE AND OR COMMENT!!! This is only my second parody and I need some input!! How am I doing? LET ME KNOW!!!!

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Total Votes: 4

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Tristan Dunn - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It could be funnier, but I'm glad to see a parody of one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite artists.

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