-> "In The Hole"
Original Song Title:
"Save My Soul"
Parody Song Title:
"In The Hole"
The Lyrics
You bought bed sheets, thread count of 850
And 60 tight blue jeans
You bought a dozen glass cans to hold "things"--
To hold all your old crap and your bling--
Then that oak wood trunk to hold your shoes--
Those toy cats, gold canes, and membership dues
Yes, you are my hot baby that I've fallen in love
But now you have to see, our bank account's crud!
Don't you know, don't you know, nowhere to go, we're in the hole!
I do know, I do know, it's no-go, we're in the hole!
Ho-ho-ho, we're in the hole...
You bought the drinks--you were playing host
You drank the most--Caesar's ghost!!
You're so material, since the day you were born
You spent our last cash on your DVD porn
Now can't you now see that we aren't kings
We have a sub-sub level credit rating
Where did you get that jewel-encrusted glove?
Now I feel sick, I'm woozy, I'm about to cough blood
To the bone, to the bone, why don't you know, we're in the hole?
Skip the scones, skip the scones, why don't you know, we're in the hole?
It's not just low--we're in the hole!
Must eat beans, stock up beans,
It's not just low--we're in the hole!
We had a life of modest means
That was all in your dreams--
Our lives are sunk, call up a truce
Please stop it, this game we're both gonna lose
Our credit rating's sucky, time for some tough love
Come on, girl, just give, me the debit card, bud!
Let it go, let it go, let's play Lotto, we're in the hole!
Let it go, let it go, need win Lotto, we're in the hole!
Stop the show, stop the show, sell your bongos, we're in the hole!
Whad-ya know, can't afford coal
No new jeans, no new jeans
Or else schmo, you must go
Modest means, modest means
Funds so low
We're in the hole
Funds so low
We're in the hole
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