Well I'm gonna get shot by Fiddy
Gonna get shot by him cause I made fun of his song
He'll send me flyin' higher than a jet air liner
and if you hear a little bang and a bang, bang then I'm gone

Well I'm from Cincinnati
and I was really happy
Cause I finished that 50 cent parody
But up there in Canton
This schmuck named Marilyn Manson
Decided to go and tell on me
Then in the middle of the night
I got a call from Jessica White
She told me the story and I began to flee

Cause I'm gonna get shot by Fiddy
Gonna get shot by him cause I made fun of his song
He'll send me flyin' higher than a jet air liner
and if you hear a little bang and a bang, bang then I'm gone

Well I was down in Greenville
In the middle of a hayfield
When this bus came, I thought would help me out
But it was Fiddy's posse
They came right up on me
then I knew what this was all about
They could have finished me then
But that was about when
Someone's cell went off, so I fled out of town

Cause I'm gonna get shot by Fiddy
Gonna get shot by him cause I made fun of his song
He'll send me flyin' higher than a jet air liner
and if you hear a little bang and a bang, bang then I'm gone

Well he said "Let's get this freak, Check underneath the sink"
"Check everywhere you go, could be anywhere you know"
Behind the couch I sat, til Fiddy saw some of my fat
Then he grabbed me by the collar
Pulled out his gat

and I'm gonna get shot by Fiddy
Gonna get shot by him cause I made fun of his song
He'll send me flyin' higher than a jet air liner
and if you hear a little bang and a bang, bang then I'm gone

Yeah, Yeah I'm gonna get shot by Fiddy
Gonna get shot by him cause I made fun of his song
He'll send me flyin' higher than a jet air liner
and if you hear a little bang and a bang, bang
Shoulda made fun of k.d. lang
I should never have sang that dang song, that dang song, that dang song, that dang song
Cause I'm gonna get shot by Fidday