-> "Snap Out Of It (w/Slim Thug, Bun-B, and Jay-Z)"
Original Song Title:
"Check On It"
Parody Song Title:
"Snap Out Of It (w/Slim Thug, Bun-B, and Jay-Z)"
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(Slim Thug): You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wankstas,
Good girls gotta get down with them gangstas-
(Jay-Z): I heard what you say to my girl, and I wanna go Kit Kat-
(Slim Thug): If it's a fight you want, Jigga, let's just get on that.
(Beyonce): Ooh boys you lookin' like you might start a beef,
Won't you come on now and snap out of it, I don't like to see guys conflict,
Ladies try to break the conflict, watch it while they pull the punches,
Stab it, pop it, irk it-STOP IT! STOP THIS BEEF TONIGHT!
You got it, you flaunt it, boys I know you on it,
Fight: H-town boys versus Marcy Projects,
Ooh you pound the stakes in, I see it in ya face
And can't take it, beef's blazin', I see it's gettin' blatant,
You're getting mad and I see that you are jabbin',
Trying to let him have it, and soon you might get stabbin',
Soon you might get weezin', and ain't for no real reason,
I'm know which one does please me, but I just hope it eases.
I can tell you want a Tazer, or at least some other laser,
It's hitting the basement, fightin now, and blazin',
More patience, is what I need from both you trailblazers,
Neither should be fightin', but, no my heart ain't vacant,
S. Carter is on it, because he made a promise,
He's puttin' it on me, like no one's put it on me,
Didn't bore me, just showed me, Slim just talked but Jay pleased,
I have got my reasons, so I just wanna please him.
(Bun-B): I'm the king of the underground and king of the trill,
But I'm listening to that, and it makes me feel-
(Jay-Z): That you agree, and will just leave it alone?
(Bun-B): No, I gotta eliminate the competition.
(Jay-Z): Young Hov' ain't takin' it no more,
Obviously you really wanted a war,
Well if you wanted one, then let's get on it.
(Slim, Bun and Jay): Ready, aim, fire, and we carpet bomb it!
(While going on almost endlessly, new forces join)
Wake Up Mr. West!
What it do?
(The fight goes on 'till everyone is dead)
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