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Song Parodies -> "Braindead at Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy In Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z)

Parody Song Title:

"Braindead at Heart"

Parody Written by:

PattySponge

The Lyrics

Somebody had to send in this parady. I've had it with Little Miss Perfection.
(Intro- Jay-Z)
No! Not Beyonce Again!
Can't Believe It!
It's that girl, B!
It's ya boy, Young!

(Intro- Beyonce)
In Your Dreams!
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, I Love Me
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, So Perfect
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, The Beauty
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, It Hurts Me

(Intro- Jay-Z)
Scrooge in the making!
Part II- I've had it right now...

(Beyonce- Verse 1)
I look in the mirror all day long,
Take credit for somebody else's song.
Get decked out in my most skimpy dress,
I look like Rosie when I'm at my best.
Such an easy thing for you to see,
Nobody in their right mind can resist me.
But I still don't understand
All I'm gettin paid in 100 grand.

(Beyonce- Chorus)
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My fans got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My songs got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me hoping I'll dump that Jay-Z
Because I'm not really all that crazy.
Looking so braindead at heart,
Got me looking, Got me looking so braindead at heart.

(Beyonce- Verse 2)
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, I'm pretty.
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, So skimpy.
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, No talent.
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Can't Stop Me.

When I get backstage so quietly,
"Get me my shoes!" Look at what they do to me.
Walk onstage like I'm President Bush myself,
Jay-Z's over there lookin' like a little elf.
Little girls wanna be like me,
But they can't so I give them my pity.
Cuz I'm the real Beyonce...
They call me princess, this is what I say:

(Beyonce- Chorus)
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My fans got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My songs got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me hoping I'll dump that Jay-Z
Because I'm not really all that crazy.
Looking so braindead at heart,
Got me looking, Got me looking so braindead at heart.
I'm looking so braindead at heart,
Got me looking, Got me looking so braindead at heart.

(Jay-Z- Verse 3)
On MTV, she'll be all that you see,
That B and the big Jay-Z, that's me.
Winnin all of these big honor awards,
When all she is a a talent hog,
The fellas they want to be go out with Beyonce,
Stay away from her that's what I say.
The real thing she's involved with Michael Jackson,
Under her pictures, don't read the captions.
Praised as the best, when all I do is the rest,
She just stands there lookin pretty.
Screamin' for her dress, Taking from the rest
You don't know that cuz it's hidden the best.
Yes, sir, she's a regular drug addict.
She smokes, too, but she hides it in her dress.

(Beyonce- Bridge)
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, How's my hair?
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Attention.
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, The spotlight.
uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, I hog it.

Got me looking, so braindead and stupid,
I am myself, lately I'm foolish and I do this.
I'm not built like myself, just look at my a**.

But my fans have the best of me,
And baby your makin the millions for me.
I've got you tricked but you can't see.
Cuz baby you got me, you got me...
HEY!!!!!

(Beyonce- Chorus)
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My fans got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My songs got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me hoping I'll dump that Jay-Z
Because I'm not really all that crazy.
Looking so braindead at heart,
Got me looking, Got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My fans got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me looking so braindead at heart,
My songs got me looking so braindead at heart.
Got me hoping I'll dump that Jay-Z
Because I'm not really all that crazy.
Looking so braindead at heart,
Got me looking, Got me looking so braindead at heart.


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Sari - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
That was so right. RIGHT ON!! And make some more while you're at it, alright?
Sara - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
funny.

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