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Song Parodies -> "New York Giants"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce & Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"New York Giants"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Thanks to the Chargers, Eli Manning is now the quarterback of the New York Giants. It'll only be a matter of when he plays against big brother Peyton in the Super Bowl.
Yes! Eli Manning is here
Most incredibly, glad we got him, Giants baby!

You ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, it's Eli
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, here we go
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Amani
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, here it comes!

The Next Great Manning! Part II--come and feel this!

I'm wearing a Giants jersey now, and I'm ready to hit this big town
Cause Eli Manning has arrived, I'm gonna root for my man Eli
Such an easy thing for you to see, Y'all better take a look at this new team
And I still don't understand why I have to go to the Meadowlands

Eli Manning's a Giant right now, I'm glad Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Eli Manning's a Giant right now, You know Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Got me wanting to get some tickets, and he looks cool throwing in the pocket
A big Giants fan again, Making me a, Making me a Giants fan again

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Go Giants
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Go Eli
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Run Tiki
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Beat Peyton

When I get into the endzone, "Eli's the Man!" I'm not all alone
See Toomer jump into their arms, but I want Manning in my own arms
Since the years of Phil Simms, we've been struggling just to get wins
We are the New York Giants, and Manning's now the newest Giant

Eli Manning's a Giant right now, I'm glad Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Eli Manning's a Giant right now, You know Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Got me wanting to get some tickets, and he looks cool throwing in the pocket
A big Giants fan again, Making me a, Making me a Giants fan again
I'm a big Giants fan again, Making me a, Making me a Giants fan again

The Meadowlands, you just gotta be there
Eli and the Giants everywhere
Winning like they did in the days of old
Right here in the Jersey freezing cold
And there's a TD pass to Amani Toomer
And Eli throws another game-winner
You can call them the team from New Jersey
But he's a New York hero, as you're gonna see
He is the best, and they will do the rest
Paint some blue on New York City
Learning from his bro, he's on his own
You don't know that cuz till you've seen the show
Yes sir, he's a football LeBron James
Cause he'll put other rookies to shame

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, I'll throw it
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, A touchdown!
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Conversion
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Look out now

Eli Manning's a New York Giant
And you know, the D is foolish, they can't stop him
And look at Manning go, six points on the board

And New York finally has its man, Once again, I'm now a Giants fan
He'll win a Super Bowl, you'll see, And great he will be, he will be
Yeah!

Eli Manning's a Giant right now, I'm glad Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Eli Manning's a Giant right now, You know Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Got me wanting to get some tickets, and he looks cool throwing in the pocket
A big Giants fan again, Making me a, Making me a Giants fan again
Eli Manning's a Giant right now, I'm glad Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Eli Manning's a Giant right now, You know Eli Manning's a Giant right now
Got me wanting to get some tickets, and he looks cool throwing in the pocket
A big Giants fan again, Making me a, Making me a Giants fan again...

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