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Song Parodies -> "Covered in Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce ft. Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Covered in Blood"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

(Intro)
Yes!
I'm so crazy right now!
Wacked out, drugs,see? Me, Charlie!
And cruel toys, he-he!

Killing spree
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again

Yeah, history we're making
Helter Skelter, I'm so crazy right now

See the devil and the rage in my eyes
I got my family attuned and so hypnotized
Where ever I go they follow
Say the words and they strike the blows
I'm a nutjob so I really can't explain
The twisted thoughts going through my brain
How psychotic and erotic over others pain
But I know you people won't understand
How I hate the fuzz and the rules of man

(Chorus)
Got me acting so crazy right now, your blood's
Got me acting so crazy right now (your blood's)
Got me acting so crazy right now, your guts
Got me acting so crazy right now (your guts)
Got me so frantic right now, Black kiss
As you die horribly on the floor right now
Look, I'm covered in blood!
Got me soaking, got me soaking, covered in blood!

Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again
Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again

All this violence never ends so quietly
Hits the papers, reads: Manson and insanity
In the news, the pigs don't ever give me a rest
I don't care, as my family can attest
You don't know what you think you know
I'm the leader, hunger feeder, I'm a one man show
No one leads like I sure can
My followers are the perfect clan

(Chorus)

F-ck it, let's go
Crash a party, off her head will go
I lack love and empathy, Oh-no (oh-yes)
Sociopath with Plans A and B (and C)
Guns a plenty, knives sharp and ready, in they go
(Blood flows)
I'm Messiah, I'm pure Psycho
I love my family as everybody knows
Can't stand the rule of law so onward I go
Delighting in frightening those I oppose
Don't know my lingo, yes it's fair to say
I express myself in more violent ways
Some say I'm psychotic, others just deranged
And my favorite, "Manson's totally insane!"
Well man, I'm another breed
Primal, animalistic, on murder I do feed
(Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again)
King of slain and murdered
(Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again)
Heinous crimes committed over and over
(Uh-oh, oh-no, blood flows, again)
Cult meeting's a wrap, we fall back, blood turns black.

(Bridge)
Got me acting, so crazy, unstable
I task myself, acting ghoulish, slay people
Don't seek honor nor wealth, I just don't care
Can't face reality, the things that be
Just got to be a master control freak
Pick my enemies out of society
But then they got me, and locked me behind bars
Reverse swastika stays!!!

I'm insane
But everyone knows my name

Chorus X 2

They know my game...

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Patrick - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
How much money has the State of California spent keeping this degenerate alive for the past nearly 50 years? Didn't he even get married not long ago? What could a woman see in him? Another "leader" who attracted fools. Fortunately his message didn't resonate with quite as many people.
Rob Arndt - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
The marriage is off as his fiance only wanted Manson for his corpse! Sick!!!

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