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Song Parodies -> "Boy Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyonce featuring Sean Paul

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Toy"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Prime beef quality
A dat da girl dem need and dem not stop buy without endorsments
Buck dem da right way - dat the policy
Sean Paul alongside - now hear what da boy say-B.E.Y.O.N.C.E.
Slutty Ya, Slutty Ya, Slutty Ya
Beyonce work a sweat now

Boy Toy You Stay On My Side
Enact My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Haunt My Dreams

Boy Toy Not A Second Flies
Without My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Inside Me

AAH OH My Baby's Birthing Out YO!
Yes No Spank Me So Good Baby OH
I'm So Wrapped Up By Your Things Let Me Go
Let Me Breathe Don't Get Me On E.R.

Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready to birth to life
And tell me all about the sh**t about Jay-Z colon pies
I know you dig da way I talk my puerto rician wise
Follow your feelings baby girl because you'll soon have one aside
Come check me in-a night and make we get it circumsised
Me have da ting to run da love because i'll sink it in real hard
And in the words of love I got ta get it certified
But I give you da toughest longest kinda kid - a girl

Boy Toy You Stay On My Side
Enact My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Haunt My Dreams

Boy Toy Not A Second Flies
Without My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Inside Me

Picture Us Humping Real Close
In A Hot Hot Corner Of A Live Webcam
Every Time I Close My Eyes
It's Like Something Hard Has Entered Me

In Our Baby's World
The Music Has Some Fun
To Amuse While We Just Dance
Who Cares If The Baby Is Sad

Boy Toy You Stay On My Side
Enact My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Haunt My Dreams

Boy Toy Not A Second Flies
Without My Fantasies
I Think About You Sometimes
I See You Inside Me

BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MY MIND
BABY BOY YOU ARE SO DAMN FINE
BABY BOY WON'T YOUR CHILD BE MINE

UH UH-girl
No i'm mistaken it's a uh uh- boy
I'm so damn mistaken it's a uh uh- girl
It's a uh uh- boy
Little more baby it's a hermaphidite

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