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Song Parodies -> "Guilty in Blood ('04 Bonnie and Clyde)"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy In Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce' featuring Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Guilty in Blood ('04 Bonnie and Clyde)"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

my first non-food related parody. My version of Bonnie and Clyde pt. II!
Yes! so guilty right now
Most incredibly
left my girl B
It's your boy young

You ready?

Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh no no no
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh where'd you go?
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh in trouble
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh no no no

Yeah! Criminals in the makin part II
So guilty right now!

I lie and steal just so our love don't die
I trust on you to have my back in every crime
But you left me now i'm standin' in a circle
Of a full band of cops holding pistols
I start the runnin' and the rest I can't explain
Got beat by clubs and I really can't explain the pain (Oh!)
But i just don't understand
Just how my man can leave me by waving his hand

Got me lookin so crazy right now (because)
Cuz I'm watchin' you runnin' out now(your drugs)
Got me hittin' old ladies right now (with clubs)
Had me stealin a necklace just now(your love's)
Got me hoping you bail me out now (so dumb)
Probably watchin' sports center right now
Lookin so crazy in love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so guilty in blood

Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh no no no
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh where'd you go?
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh in trouble
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh no no no

When i unlock a Benz so quietly
"Why'd he call the cops? this is what he does to me
I hear them shootin' and I see my man come from a far
He ran to me 'fore I knew I was his shield of arms
It's the ways that he left me in a drug bust too
It's the way that he gave my name up to the news
But i still don't understand
Just why he said that I was working for Iran

Got me lookin so crazy right now (he just)
Gave my address to Dateline just now(because)
I got caught in car chase just now (my Love)
Got me caught for a cop he ran down (your love's)
Got me shootin' pedestrians right now (I run)
Got me dodgin' from Coppers right now
Lookin so crazy in love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so guilty in blood
I'm lookin so crazy in love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so guilty in blood

I'm runned out now
Let's go

Young hov
I'm gone, so gone, i'm so gone
Left B with the LAPD uh oh
Got G's, big cashin' for me and only
She loney but I got her for when I feel horny
She sad, oh. The rock had her come back to
It was phony, now I can't get next to
A genuine article, headlines 'bout you
I scheme so , do anything to bling yo
Far as Congo
Act like i'm living correct
You crazy, I tell them where you at
Jay-z's out of range
Got you lookin' strange
They got me figured out
So I say you know Hussein
Yes, girl I cut like a backstabber
A mixture of a tatt-ler and a killa'
I've gave ill to the name trusted
How you think i got the name ho-her
I been known for screwin' girls'over
Think back girl ever since
I made you put your prints on my handgun
Gave you a street rep.
What?

Got me looking like O.J. on the freeway
I'm number one on America's Wanted, i been
Charted,
I've been framin' myself, had to shave my hair
How'd your drugs get found on me,
And baby you're making me feel like i'm
Vivica Fox back in Set It Off
Cuz you got the cops on me, Cops on me
(you got me so guilty baby)

Got me lookin so crazy right now (because)
Cuz I'm watchin' you runnin' out now(your drugs)
Got me hittin' old ladies right now (with clubs)
Had me stealin a necklace just now(your love's)
Got me hoping you bail me out now (so dumb)
Probably watchin' sports center right now
Lookin so crazy in love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so guilty in blood

Got me lookin so crazy right now (he just)
Gave my address to Dateline just now(because)
I got caught in car chase just now (my Love)
Got me caught for a cop you ran down (your love's)
Got me shootin' pedestrians right now (I run)
Got me dodgin' from Coppers rigt now
Lookin so crazy in love's got me lookin
Got me lookin so guilty in blood

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Punctuation Cop - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but Beyonce does not spell her name with an apostrophe.
Adagio - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G-05) DKTOS either and have not seen the movie but alot of work here.
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS. Not particularly amusing, unless you were trying to make some sort of statement. It reads like a 50 Cent gangsta rap.
Charlie Decker - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad. I do know the original, and it paces well. It's just not all that funny. 544.
Johnny D - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeeeee-IKES !!
Melhi - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) Ohhh kay.... um... I think I'm gonna have to cop out and just "Ditto Johnny D." again.
Dee Range - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DNKOS...but this took a lot of effort. Your street cred should go up :-)
Saider E. - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez is it that bad? see, this is y i need ppl to comment. i would of kept on thinkin that this was a good parody. i feel so sad now ; P
Rick C - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS Interesting piece.
Stuart McArthur - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) DKTOS although the chorus rings a bell - nice job Saider - I can see a lot of effort went into this
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Kudos just for all the wotk you must've put in!
Ethan Mawyer - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC)This was a good effort, and I like to see a lack of the newsongaphobia that tends to afflict this community, but the rap was a bit awkward and it probably could have been funnier.
MysteryGoat - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) BKTOS, I don't like Beyonces music but I have heard it, I at least know the tune. I also never saw any Bonnie and Clyde movies. Despite that it's decent enough.
Arwen - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I have to give props just because you attempted this song...it seems like it would be a tough one...I'm too wussy to even try...=)
Phil Alexander - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Like.. er, wow. I'm another who DTKOS, so I'm going to trust you on the pacing - I've tried rapping it, and it works pacing-wise (well, as much as any rap will...). Very well written, SE.
Scathe - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G) Nicely written.
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-Well done!
Acronym Police - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander: What you just said stands for "Don't The Know Original Song."

Mystery Goat: "Bon't Know The Original Song"??

Dee Range: What does NK stand for? I'll have you know that "know" does not start with an N and "the" does not start with a K.
Phil Alexander - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Acronym Police - WGFA. MG is obviously of Cornish descent and using "B'aint" as a synonym for "don't"; and Dee is equally obviously not shortening "don't" and abbreviating "do not".
This is a reply to Punctuation Cop: - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The apostrophe is instead of the accent. "Beyoncé" - they printed "Beyonce'". That?s why an apostrophe was used.
This is a reply to This is a reply to Punctuation Cop: - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I know Beyonce is spelt with an accent mark. Following the "e" with an apostrophe is not acceptable.

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