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Song Parodies -> "Slut In Love (W/ Jay-Z and Sean Paul)"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy In Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce featuring Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Slut In Love (W/ Jay-Z and Sean Paul)"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

This is an all out war between Sean Paul and Jay-Z
[Intro - Jay Z]
Yes!
It's so slutty right now!

[Intro-Sean Paul]
No way she's, not a slut, Beeatch,
It's ya girl, B.E.Y.O.N.C.E.

[Intro - Beyonce:]
You ready?
Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh yes yes
Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, give me more
Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, Demi Moore
Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, Slap me hard

[Intro - Jay Z]
Yea, history without Sean Paul

[Intro-Sean Paul]
No, it's history with Jay-Z

[Verse 1 - Beyonce]
I look and stare so deep in ya boys,
And I see how immature you are
When you leave you both beg me not to go
Call my name one, two, three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
How I'm feeling which one of you is to blame
'Cuz I know I don't understand,
Just how both of you can be such Manly Man

[Chorus - Beyonce]
Got me looking so slutty right now, your voice
Got me looking so slutty right now (in vain)
Got me looking so slutty right now, your butt
Got me looking so slutty right now, black men
Got me hoping you'll shut up right now, your rap
Got me covering my ears right now
Looking so slutty in love's,
Got me wishing, got me wishing im not such a slut

Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, Sean Paul
Uh uh, uh uh, uh, uh, Jay-Z
Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, Both hot but
Uh uh, uh uh, uh, uh, One's gotta go

[Verse 2 - Beyonce]
When I talk to my friends on my celly
Who think's cuter, look at what you did to them
New brains, don't need the need to buy you both manners
If you both dummies than I wont date either one of you
Blah blah blah blah blah blah Forgot what i'm saying
It's the beat in my brain that tells me
But I still don't understand,
How two hot guys can be so brainless

[Chorus - Beyonce]
Got me looking so slutty right now, your voice
Got me looking so slutty right now (in vain)
Got me looking so slutty right now, your butt
Got me looking so slutty right now, black men
Got me hoping you'll shut up right now, your rap
Got me covering my ears right now
Looking so slutty in love's,
Got me wishing, got me wishing im not such a slut


I'm Looking so slutyy in love's
Got me looking, got me looking so slutty in love

[Verse 3 - Jay Z (Beyonce)]
Check it, let's go
Young boy is coo coo nut, shotty

[Verse 3-Sean Paul]
No you are a goo goo head booger

[Verse 3- Jay-Z]
Stop acting like a little kid, shotty
Stick bony, but your but is like Tony Soprano (shorty)

[Verse 3-Sean Paul]
The only thing workin in you
Is your ugly smell, can't get next too

[Verse 3- Jay-Z]
The facts I don't sing, but I aint puerto rican
I sling though, If anything I brake yo

[Verse 3-Sean Paul]
Ha ha, first off i'm jamican
And my boys better than you, it's the truth uth

[Verse 3- Jay-Z]
Say Jay-Z is deranged, crazy in the brain
Trying to act me out like i'm half wit insane

[Verse 3- Sean Paul]
Yes sir you a coo bird, ugly
My texture is the best in wines, cola
(Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, stop it now)

[Verse 3- Jay-Z]
Been dealing with chain teenies,
But how you think I got the name F****r
(Uh uh, uh, uh, uh uh, Jay-Z please)

[Verse 3-Sean Paul]
I been realer than you faker
(Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, I'm sick of this)

[Verse 3- Jay-Z]
Fall back runt, ever since the label changed over
(Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, quit it now)

[Verse 3-Sean Paul]
to platinum the game's been mine, hone

[Bridge - Beyonce]
Shut up now, you immature babies
You not yourselves, you have been foolish, full of bs
I've been playing with myself, help me someone care
'Cuz your dumbs got the best in me
And baby I'm making a fool of me
You got me poked fun and I don't care who sees
'Cuz baby it's over, it's over, we all way over
HEY!

[Chorus - Beyonce]
Got me looking so slutty right now, your voice
Got me looking so slutty right now (in vain)
Got me looking so slutty right now, your butt
Got me looking so slutty right now, black men
Got me hoping you'll shut up right now, your rap
Got me covering my ears right now
Looking so slutty in love's,
Got me wishing, got me wishing im not such a slut

Got me looking so slutty right now, your voice
Got me looking so slutty right now (in vain)
Got me looking so slutty right now, your butt
Got me looking so slutty right now, black men
Got me hoping you'll shut up right now, your rap
Got me covering my ears right now
Looking so slutty in love's,
Got me wishing, got me wishing im not such a slut

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Frankie - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That.... was kinda gay.

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