Song Parodies -> I Cant Refund This
| Original Song Title: | "Emotions" |
| Original Performer: | Beyonce' and Them |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Cant Refund This " |
| Parody Written by: | DB |
This is for anyone who has tried to return an item to a store that you know you didn't buy it from.
Verse 1:
This is shirt is no good
Gonna take it to the store today(anyway)
Can I get a refund please, I’m kinda in a hurray!
“We can’t take this back”
Bitch what do you mean?
“This store does not sell this, we only sell groceries”
Just give me money!
“I can’t do that sir, I’ll have to call my manager.”
You better call him really quick
Hook:
I need some money
Child support came late
Just give me the money
Before I get irate
I have a machete
Do you like spaghetti?
Don’t you know a refund is all I really need
Give it to me before I break your knee
And slam your face (with pie, with pie, with pie)
With pie pie
This is shirt is no good
Gonna take it to the store today(anyway)
Can I get a refund please, I’m kinda in a hurray!
“We can’t take this back”
Bitch what do you mean?
“This store does not sell this, we only sell groceries”
Just give me money!
“I can’t do that sir, I’ll have to call my manager.”
You better call him really quick
Hook:
I need some money
Child support came late
Just give me the money
Before I get irate
I have a machete
Do you like spaghetti?
Don’t you know a refund is all I really need
Give it to me before I break your knee
And slam your face (with pie, with pie, with pie)
With pie pie
Do not imitate,or you will be prosecuted.
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Excuse me, but Beyonce does not spell her name with an apostrophe. The apostrophe should've gone in your title. As for teh parody, it was ok i guess.
Beyonce' does indeed spell her name with an apostrophe, the parody was cool, but DB has much better ones, the inside my weave one is the best.
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