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Song Parodies -> "I Cant Refund This"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beyonce' and Them

Parody Song Title:

"I Cant Refund This"

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The Lyrics

This is for anyone who has tried to return an item to a store that you know you didn't buy it from.
Verse 1:
This is shirt is no good
Gonna take it to the store today(anyway)
Can I get a refund please, I’m kinda in a hurray!

“We can’t take this back”
Bitch what do you mean?
“This store does not sell this, we only sell groceries”
Just give me money!
“I can’t do that sir, I’ll have to call my manager.”
You better call him really quick

I need some money
Child support came late
Just give me the money
Before I get irate
I have a machete
Do you like spaghetti?
Don’t you know a refund is all I really need
Give it to me before I break your knee
And slam your face (with pie, with pie, with pie)
With pie pie
Do not imitate,or you will be prosecuted.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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mr critic - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but Beyonce does not spell her name with an apostrophe. The apostrophe should've gone in your title. As for teh parody, it was ok i guess.
Orville Beddenrocker - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
No she doesn't. An accent mark and an apostrophe are two different things. To make the letter é, all you need to do is hold down the ALT key, type 0233 on the numeric keypad, and then release the ALT key. Just writing the letter followed by an apostrophe is not acceptable.
Oh, and the parody was cool. This author does have some better parodies, I'm sure.

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