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Song Parodies -> "Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Diva"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I like pizza. Ain't nuthin' wrong with that!
Chorus: I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do…

Hook: Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal
Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal

Verse 1: Please don’t bust, make it thick crust
Best be here in thirty minutes or I’ll combust
Fifty million types of pies
And they said they will not hand up
I done got so full and heavy from Caesar’s, I can’t stand up
Where I gon’ be eatin’ lunch?
You try to stop me and I’ll punch
Been the number one client in the store for a whole bunch
You know I read the menu
I want one with creamy cheese
Every baker in the kitchen know me
Cuz that’s my routine

Chorus: I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do…

Hook: Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal
Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal

Verse 2: When he pull up, wanna eat that food up
Bet he better have the breadsticks, that’s the good stuff
Paying money, pizzas costing money
If I ain’t paying money then you ain’t got nothin’ for me
Tell me somethin’ (tell me somethin’)
What’s it topped with? (What’s it topped with?)
Is that sausage up in here that I can sure sniff?
I got my Visa, to pay for pizza
What you say? My pizzas please ya!

Hook: Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal
Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal

Verse 3: Since fifteen went to Gipettoe’s been stuffin’ up this face
“What’s your weight?”
Was the question they asked when I had cheese trace
Don’t like pizza? Get amnesia, the diva of Chuck E. Cheese
I ain’t callin’ him to meet me, don’t need him, the slice queen!
Could get the stuffed crust, stuffed crust
I need that bread full of dairy
That stuffed crust, stuffed crust
It’s so damn good, that it’s scary!
All my doughboys throw it up
I see you, I do the same
Catch that dough and add the toppings
And throw it down in the pan!

Chorus: I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza (Yum!)
I do, I do like pizza

Bridge: Could get the stuffed crust, stuffed crust
(I do, I do like pizza (Yum!))
I need that bread full of dairy (I do, I do like pizza (Yum!))
That stuffed crust, stuffed crust (I do, I do like pizza (Yum!))
It’s so damn good, that it’s scary! (I do, I do…)

Hook: Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal
Na, na, na a pizza is a yummy version of a great meal
Of a great meal, of a great meal

Chorus: I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza

Chorus: I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza
I do, I do like pizza

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March 3, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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LilPizzaCakes - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
~ P I Z Z A ~ a la Vegas . . . what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, Sir!
Porfle Popnecker - April 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I couldn't read another bite.
Arwen - April 13, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...nice work with what I can only imagine was a difficult OS...and now I want pizza!
Peter Andersson - April 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll have #555 on the menu, please!
bobpiecheese - April 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Major kudos for sticking through with both the one-note premise and the irritating OS. 555!
Glen S - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots and lots of work went into this. Well done, and enjoyed the rhyme scheme. I'm hungry for pizza now.
Abbott Skelding - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I didn't particularly care for the OS, but you managed to make it listenable by making an ode to perhaps the greatest food group haha. Nice work!
Matthias - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Probably the most epic song I've heard about pizza. I too am not much of a fan of the OS but this was hot and fresh!

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