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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Boy"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

It is difficult to reply to the original song, but I physically do look like a girl, but I wonder if I did become a girl...

I got this idea from Home & Away actually. Rachel is so desperate for a kid, but as a guy, I will never understand how hard it gets as they age. I wonder...
If I were a girl
Even just for a day
I would check my chest every morning
Then make myself look good, then I'll go

Drink wine with the girls
Then dance with the boys
I will talk about my feelings
And I'll never get confronted for it
'Cause they'll understand me

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
Why boys always stare at girls
I'd swear I'll be a better girl

[Later on...]
I'll explain to her
Now I'll know why it hurts
When I lose blood every month
And think why we're so disappointed
Because another child could now get destroyed

If I were a girl
I would turn on my phone
Tell girl friends I'm heartbroken
So that I will never feel so alone

Won't put myself first
Won't break the rules as I go
'Cause I know a boy who's helpful
Walking with me till I get home
I get home

[When I got pregnant with the gentleman who initially walked me home, but then got married and everything.]
If I were a girl
I think I will understand
How it feels to bear a girl
I'd swear I'll be a better Mum, yeah

When the moment occurs
Then I'll know how it hurts
If I lose the girl I wanted
Or the girl's cord has been severed
But the inside of me had got destroyed

It's a little too late
For you to go back
You have lost all your youth
To help a husband you lack
If you thought you should wait for him
You thought wrong

But you're such a girl
You won't understand (why won't you understand)
You may never have a child someday
You wouldn't want to be an aunt

When that moment occurs
You don't care how it hurts
When I lose blood every month
And think why we're so disappointed
Because another child could now get destroyed

But you're such a girl
Oops, I over feminized. Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

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