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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Fondue"

Original Song Title:

"Deja Vu"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese Fondue"

Parody Written by:

Alan

The Lyrics

Here is my very random, surreal version of Deja Vu. It doesn't make much sense, but then, it's not supposed to.
Intro:

Brace
Uh top cat
Uh salad plate
Uh tray
uhuh, ready, uhuh, let's go get 'em, uhuh, crayons

Jay-Z Rap 1:

I used to replace my folding chair
Now I embrace big cat leisure wear
Confused to wear curls like pirate flags
Marmalade tree (boy you f**kin' mad)

Every day wear the safety hat
When I see camel's hair I take a crap
The admission fee to get me flippin' curtains back
Cup of tea with a curtain ring, roof rack

Verse 1a:

Jay-Z, seems your dental care is like my
Beef stew, improvise then tile but please dont
Shampoo, the palm tree I must insist don't
Want to, prepare my belgian beef stew!

Pre-Chorus:

Boy I must relieve myself but
I've got no bum hole, your
Garlic press is so appealing
I must have a go

Chorus:

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my Cheese Fondue

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my, Cheese Fon, Due

Verse 2a:

Skiing, swings and afternoon tea am I
Dreaming, when I saw a walking pear tree almost
Set aflame, two old hairy chimps and then I
Looked away, it's like I'm losing it

Pre-Chorus:

Boy I must relieve myself but
I've got no bum hole, your
Garlic press is so appealing
I must have a go

Chorus:

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my Cheese Fondue

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my, Cheese Fon, Due

Jay-Z Rap 2:

Yes, pastry dough so unusual
Sausage curl with a turbulent flow, it's
Dog show, with a bum probe
'Cause you gon' need help when you try to pro, nounce

Van gogh, what's the difference?
Wilderness campaign with a chimpanzee sniffin'
Rate of flow, golf pro, try to restrict him like an
Afro, big toe, prince of wales trippin' like

Snow balls, like I can spell H-
O-O-S-T-E-N
Blow, wind, so impolite of him, is he the
Best, Trevor? at the diving event

I mistake my fist for a christmas tree
I can do the splits while i'm making tea
Like a hot cross bun with a law degree
No cheese fondue just me and my, oh

Bridge:

Jay-Z I can't go anywhere
Without taking a deck chair
Seems like your evening prayer came true
Gotta be having Cheese Fondue

Your roller blind will disappear
Look at that great dane, cut your hair
Why are there doors in my canoe?
Are you having Cheese Fondue?

Pre-Chorus:

Boy I must relieve myself but
I've got no bum hole, your
Garlic press is so appealing
I can't let one go

Chorus:

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my Cheese Fondue

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my, Cheese Fon, Due

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my Cheese Fondue

Know that I can't eat kangaroo
'Cause when I sing my thumbs turn blue
Shove my croissant into a flute
Maybe I'll share my, Cheese Fon, Due
© 2006 Alan

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