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Song Parodies -> "Dangerously Hungry"

Original Song Title:

"Dangerously In Love 2"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé

Parody Song Title:

"Dangerously Hungry"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

Wow! It's been a while. Here's the latest. . .By Bejuicé Rolls
I love food. . .
I love food. . . I love food.

Yes I love all food
Love cherry pie
My hungriest cravings lead me to eat anything that I found fried
Sense my elation
As I eat these honey buns
I've eaten so much sugar that I don't know where I'm from
I love lollipops
And rock candy
I love chinese shrimp fried rice, sour and just slightly sweet
Oh, how I need food
I need sustinance
I spilled some soup on them
So I went and sucked the stain out of my pants

(Chorus)
I am in love with food
I'll always eat
I can't do anything until I've had my second feast
'Cause I'm dangerously hungry for food
I must go feed
Must eat five steaks, some ham, some eggs, and then some cheese
'Cause I am in love with food
I'll always eat
I can't do anything until I've had my second feast
'Cause I'm dangerously hungry for food
I must go feed
Must eat five steaks, some ham, some eggs, and then some cheese

And I know I'm hungry
And you should know it, too
I'm likely to eat almost anything
Possibly might be you
No, it's not easy
Easy to feed me
But I appreciate your efforts to try and help satiate me
Never have enough fattening
I see food floating in the air
All those smells can leave me in awe
I need to have lots of food in my jowls
Thinking of all my food needs
Get hungry and send out howls
My hunger takes me over
I can suck a turkey through some straws

[Chorus]

Everytime I see plates, my mouth waters
Everytime they taste so good
Get hunger pains
Hungry in this big world for cheese, for meats, for fish, for fruits,
To eat food!

Dangerously Hungry, yeah (I am in love with food)
I'll always eat
I can't do anything, yeah (I can't do anything until I've had my second feast)
I love food, I love food, I love food ('Cause I'm dangerously hungry for food)
[Rest of chorus]

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Miaka - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
heh, maybe that's why Beyonce's so big. HAHAHA!
Tarah B. - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I would say that's dangerously hungry alright. It was a little off tune, but it was pretty funny. I liked it, Neo.
Neo Matrix - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
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