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Song Parodies -> "Looking Squalid, Talking Crude"

Original Song Title:

"Something Borrowed, Something Blue"

Original Performer:

Ben Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Looking Squalid, Talking Crude"

The Lyrics

Awful hygiene. Why can't he stay preened?
He needs an enema... or maybe two.
Horribly unclean. His teeth are really green.
Looking horrid, talking rude.

He's covered with gunk. Emits a real funk.
Keeps foul mouthing like "F*** you too!"
He's smoking while I'm choking.
Looking sordid, talking lewd.

I get the feeling I can't leave him where young kiddies play.
Or they'll start swearing and want to smoke doobs.
His head is peeling and he's getting fatter every day.
Looking squalid, talking crude.

He's a farter- such odour!
It smells like cabbage and old garbage, too.
Loves nicotine, needs some Listerine.
Lookid horrid, hawking...

I get the feeling I can't leave him where young kiddies play.
Or he'll start telling them jibes, he jokes 'blue'.
His spit's congealing and his sweat has matted in his mane.
Looking sordid, shocking...

I get the feeling I can't leave him where young kiddies play.
Or they'll start swearing and want to smoke doobs.
His head is peeling and he's getting fatter every day.
Looking squalid, talking crude.

Looking horrid, talking rude.
Looking sordid, talking lewd.
Looking squalid, talking crude.

He's coarse and galling.
Etiquette's appalling.
Teeth left, has few.
Polite when he shakes hands with you?
(Yuck!)

I get the feeling I can't leave him where young kiddies play.
Or they'll start swearing and want to smoke doobs.
His head is peeling and he's getting fatter every day.
Looking horrid, gawking...

I get the feeling I can't leave him where young kiddies play.
Or he'll start telling them jibes, he jokes 'blue'.
His spit's congealing and his sweat has matted in his mane.
Looking sordid, talking lewd.

Looking squalid, talking crude...
Looking horrid, talking rude...
Looking sordid, talking lewd...

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stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
don't know Ben Lee's stuff, altho he got an Aria for his new album didn't he? - this sounds like a description of one of the guys in Nick Cave's new movie The Proposition - 555
Red Ant - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS here too but funny and well-rhymed.

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